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  • #31
    Re: This is just a shot in the dark, but....

    Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
    ....does anyone here own a silver Honda with the registration WV02 YLS?

    If you do, would you mind taking it off my ****ing lawn before I pay good money to have your fingers broken?
    Sorry about that -- went to buy a pack of Smirnoff Ice, then stopped at this whorehouse.

    When will be the best time for me and the rest of the Psycho Gang to pick up the car after we vandalize your home?
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by OPD
      rip the number plate off, then somehow find someone else with a similar car so you can attach the plate to that car and drive very quickly past all the speed cameras in your area.
      That is genius
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #33
        I feel let down. I haven't hit anybody in ages.
        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
          I feel let down.
          YOU FEEL LET DOWN!?!

          We were expecting sheer malevelent genius, a story worthy of LatG. At least you could have made something up.

          I'm so disappointed in you.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #35
            You got MrFun trying to be sinister. It doesn't get funnier than that.
            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
              You got MrFun trying to be sinister. It doesn't get funnier than that.
              You mean this is the first time you've seen dark side of me . . . . .??
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #37
                I suspect I wouldn't be the first to have worked his way round to your dark side.
                The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                • #38
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #39
                    Ewwww...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #40
                      Could you two possibly GET A ROOM?

                      I am concerned that this person mistook your garden for council land
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #41
                        The council must suck if people park on its land.

                        Is that just some fancy pants English way of saying "public"?

                        Why can't you people use normal, rational terminology???
                        Life and death is a grave matter;
                        all things pass quickly away.
                        Each of you must be completely alert;
                        never neglectful, never indulgent.

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                        • #42
                          I was unaware that private grass was available to the lower classes in London.
                          Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
                          Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
                          "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
                          From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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                          • #43
                            great thread

                            You people are positively sick! Especially you Harrison
                            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                            • #44
                              how about large sign in front of said car stating: "Free to a good home"
                              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                              • #45
                                The council must suck if people park on its land.


                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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