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  • #1

    This is just a shot in the dark, but....

    ....does anyone here own a silver Honda with the registration WV02 YLS?

    If you do, would you mind taking it off my ****ing lawn before I pay good money to have your fingers broken?
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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  • #2
    Wow

    You have a lawn? I could never afford a house with a yard. (at least in San Francisco, that is).
    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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    • #3
      I'll be the first to admit that it's not the tidiest stretch of grass in the world, but it's appearance is scarcely improved by having all four wheels of a Honda Civic planted squarely on it.

      Whaddya reckon? Superglue in the locks or a potato up the exhaust pipe?
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #4
        Repo it.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Sorry about that. I just wanted to buy a pack of sigarettes across the street, and there was no place to park. Won't happen again, promise.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #6
            Lots of things

            Why not do both, plus:
            take a crap on the windshield
            put superglue in the tire valves
            put sugar in the gas
            blackout all the lights
            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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            • #7
              superglue the locks shut, potato in the tailpipe, then call the police to ticket it and a towtruck to take it away.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                Rent a riding lawn mower and mow the lawn... BAM BAM BAM!!!
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Do let us know what happens.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    Put a sign on it saying "Climbing Frame" and go down the pub.
                    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                    "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                    • #11
                      Re: This is just a shot in the dark, but....

                      Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                      ....does anyone here own a silver Honda with the registration WV02 YLS?

                      If you do, would you mind taking it off my ****ing lawn before I pay good money to have your fingers broken?
                      Sorry about that.
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #12
                        WV, now that is way out to the west...probably somewhere in Cornwall. You can tell where the vehicles are from by the registration plate - W represents West and V depends on the part of that area. You could slash his tyres...it would be a long walk
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          An idea is to superglue sheets of paper to the windscreen with superglue saying 'I am a w@nker and I shouldn't park on other people's lawns'. When they are dry, there is no way of getting them off
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            WV is in the Bristol area. So not such a long walks after all.
                            http://www.dvla.gov.uk/vehicles/regmarks/reg_marks_memorytags.htm
                            Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                            "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                            • #15
                              Smartarse little sh*t
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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