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Keep up the good work, guys! Laz will be able to knock on his front door (or torch his house) in no time!
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It's still there.
If it's still there when everything is nicely dark and quiet, bad things will happen to it.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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It's been four hours, Laz. Have it towed for Chrissake.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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You wouldn't want to pis$ off the wrong person. Said Honda owner could be a 300 pound neanderthal named Sweet Pea who wants to make you his ass pony.
Call the cops, and have 'em boot it or tow it."Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.Comment
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Is there nowhere you can phone to find out who owns it by the licence number?Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21Comment
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You're assuming I'm some sort of responsible person. I just want the cover of darkness to be vindictive in.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Do you have access to a chainsaw?Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I'll be the first to admit that it's not the tidiest stretch of grass in the world, but it's appearance is scarcely improved by having all four wheels of a Honda Civic planted squarely on it.
Whaddya reckon? Superglue in the locks or a potato up the exhaust pipe?When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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Propane torch would be quieter.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I sledge hammer would be more fun though.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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"Excuse me?"
"Yes?"
"Sorry about this, but could you move that?"
"Oh sorry. I thought it was just council land. I'll move it."
"OK, no problem."
I hate myself. Faced with a potential confrontation I became English.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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There's a cure for that, now.
We call it "Camden".No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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rip the number plate off, then somehow find someone else with a similar car so you can attach the plate to that car and drive very quickly past all the speed cameras in your area.Are we having fun yet?Comment
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Gimp.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I prefer more forceful demonstrations.Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Propane torch would be quieter.
When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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Originally posted by OPD
rip the number plate off, then somehow find someone else with a similar car so you can attach the plate to that car and drive very quickly past all the speed cameras in your area.
"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller
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