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Originally posted by Gangerolf
warum? it's so small. and, unlike Texas, not even a real country!
warum? it's so small. and, unlike Texas, not even a real country!
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Texas is not a country. It is a state, part of a country. It's attempt to secede in the Civil War was defeated. It has no claims to independence.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
The BBQ is better in Texas.Originally posted by Q Cubed
texans are a joke. they're wannabe georgians.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I know that. But I've got a feeling many Texans don'tOriginally posted by chegitz guevara
Texas is not a country. It is a state, part of a country. It's attempt to secede in the Civil War was defeated. It has no claims to independence.
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Ah, but unlike most other states, it WAS its own country at one time.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Texas is not a country. It is a state, part of a country. It's attempt to secede in the Civil War was defeated. It has no claims to independence.
Also, I've been thinking, there are other Texases inside other US regions (I'm only thinking this because I have no knowledge of regions in other countries whatsoever.)
New Hampshire is the Texas of New England
Oregon is the Texas of the Pacific
San Diego is the Texas of California
Lake Erie is the Texas of the Great Lakes
The 28th Floor is the Texas of the Empire State Building"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Texas is not a country. It is a state, part of a country. It's attempt to secede in the Civil War was defeated. It has no claims to independence.
Bzzzzzz. Wrong answer, badger-breath.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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The BBQ is better in Texas.
that's only because the meat's fresher. if we had cows, we'd have better bbq.B♭3Comment
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A true Bavarian doesn't say "Auf Wiederschaun". He says "Pfüat di", what means something like "Go with God".Originally posted by Dry
Baden-Wurtemberg is not considered as Preuz:
They say "Gruess-Gott" and "Auf wieder schauen", just like in Bayern.Comment
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And if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hopped.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I don't want to spoil the fun, but Bavaria in fact usually enjoyed the lowest or second lowest unemployment rate of Germany for the last decade or two.
But let's see if Texas got this:
- There is a German Red Cross and a Bavarian Red Cross.
- Bavaria has its own conservative party CSU (in the rest of Germany it's CDU).- Bavaria has a superb castle which was erected for Bavarians and US and Japanese tourists only (Neuschwanstein). The rest of Europe doesn't really take notice of it (except to have fun).
- Of course, the "Deutsches Reinheitsgebot" for beer is called "Bayerisches Reinheitsgebot" in Bavaria (apparently it was a duke of Bavaria who installed it).- At the frontier, Bavaria installed sign posts "welcome to the free state of Bavaria". Later, the other states installed signs "welcome to Bundesland xxx".
- One makes fun about Swabians because they are overly miserly, of East Frisians because they are stupid, of Saxonians because of their funny dialect, but about Bavarians one really doesn't know why.
- There are standard dimensions for an ideal Bavarian: 1.70 m x 1.70 m x 1.70 m.Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?Comment
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What I wonder is what is the Texas of France.
...can there be such a thing?"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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No way, Jose. No ****ing way.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Stefu - maybe Britanny (la Bretagne), where all the Bretons are?Comment
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Wagner has nothing on T-Bone Walker.
"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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You said it, Ramo.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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