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  • #31
    Maybe not animosity, but you can't sit there and claim the other.


    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #32
      What exactly do we have to envy of Texas?

      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • #33
        Does D.C. have a State Guard?
        Oh, no. That's right. Not a state.

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        Not NATIONAL Guard. State.

        Now, you Yankee bastard's try coming down here.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #34
          Does D.C have a State Guard?
          As a matter of fact they do. But I'm no DCer. I'm an Ohioan by birth and outlook.

          Now, you Yankee bastard's try coming down here.
          I guess that's why we have no envy. Repeated devestating military victories will clear up any inferiority complexes real quick-like.
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #35
            Amusing thread.

            Amusing State (Texas) too.

            -Arrian
            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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            • #36
              **** off, Arrian.
              I want any lip off you, I'll scrape it from my zipper.


              Ohio? Hell. I guess I'd go to D.C. too.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                I want any lip off you, I'll scrape it from my zipper.
                Ah, the natural Texan charm in operation here.

                No wonder they call it the Lonestar state.
                If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                • #38
                  I give Arrian a hard time, all the time.
                  He wouldn't know how to act if I was civil.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #39
                    At least Texas ain't the state that gets laughed at all the time like California...

                    I think Texas has the the right to be boastful of their state. They have a very dominant and unique culture, good industry, and a healthy attitude towards the greatest sport ever (Football)...

                    However, I do not envy Texas, yet I do not loath them. Texans love their state and love being Texan, nothing wrong with that... Except maybe all the killings of cheerleaders
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #40
                      Japher, you're ok.
                      I don't care what the rest of the forum participants say.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #41
                        Hey the Texan's love our boy Carr, say the valley has the same mentality of Texas... So, I guess in some way, we're a little bit Texas. Maybe it's the Rodeo or the weekly 1 hour special dedicated to HS football?
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #42
                          High school football RULES!

                          Woo-hoo!

                          Now, does Bavaria have high school football?
                          No.
                          I don't mean that game that's really soccer.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #43
                            The Texas of Canada would naturally have to be Alberta.

                            And that's sad, because I have to live here.

                            But that's all right, all is not lost yet, and there's still time to halt the downfall.

                            We just need a few good years of economy-suffocating NDP rule.

                            PANNU IN 2005 (6?) (7?) (8??)!!!

                            "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
                            "A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
                            "I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand
                              Japher, you're ok.
                              I don't care what the rest of the forum participants say.
                              Ladies and gentlemen -- an example of a Texan who refuses to keep his mind open to other opinions on any issue.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #45
                                Ten Thousand Texases:

                                USA: Texas
                                Canada: Alberta
                                Germany: Bavaria
                                Korea: Jeolla-do
                                England: I don't know where it is, but it's probably in the North.
                                Australia: the city and whatever province Ipswitch is in, judging from their english teachers.
                                Italy: Piedmont.
                                "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                                "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                                "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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