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Fortunately I married someone who is perfect in every way.
Or so she keeps telling me.
Or so she keeps telling me.
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Fortunately I married someone who is perfect in every way.
Or so she keeps telling me.
They're all the same, aren't they?
Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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Marriage is a long way off for me, and I intend to keep it there. Same goes for kids.American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
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I would like to get married. But I'd have the woman sign a pre-nuptual agreement first. Hey that agreement is to protect her as much as it protects me. It is possible she may make more money than me.Comment
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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One good link deserves another:
This one's pretty funny, and has the added benefit (for me at least) of being about a woman who has very many traits in common with my girlfriend.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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Oh my god! The one about narrating the whole movie is so HOME!!!
Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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Yea, mine does that too. Keep reading. Does your wife wait until the opening of the movie to get up and do something for about ten minutes and then return and ask what's going on? I'd bet my life that my girlfriend hasn't managed to see the beginning of one film of the thousand or so we've seen together.Originally posted by Saras
Oh my god! The one about narrating the whole movie is so HOME!!!
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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I don't know what you're talking about
Personally, if some guy asked me to sign a prenup, I'd have to very impolitely tell him to FVCK OFF AND DIE.
Thank GOODNESS this is a public forum, where everyone may voice their opinions FREELY.-30-Comment
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Ok, let's get you up to speed. Bogart is playing this American guy named Rick who owns a bar in Casablanca, which has been taken over by Nazis. The woman getting on the plane is his ex-lover and the man with her is her husband, who Rick has just given up his ticket for. The plane is their last chance to escape the Nazis. The French guy is the local police chief, who though he pretends to collaborate with the Nazis, actually hates them and has a soft spot in his heart for Rick.Originally posted by st_swithin
I don't know what you're talking about
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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I wouldn't marry someone I felt I had to get to sign a pre-nup.Originally posted by st_swithin
I don't know what you're talking about
Personally, if some guy asked me to sign a prenup, I'd have to very impolitely tell him to FVCK OFF AND DIE.
Thank GOODNESS this is a public forum, where everyone may voice their opinions FREELY.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Let's see... we've got one thread saying that marriage sucks for females, and one thread that says that marriage sucks for males.
So what's it like in homosexual marriages then? It seems like it must work out well because they've been struggling to get it recognized for so long. What generally happens in such a divorce?Visit First Cultural Industries
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The only people for whom marriage NEVER sucks are the divorce lawyers.Never give an AI an even break.Comment
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I think that both sides suck, and as an ironic twist, this lowers the standards, resulting in each gender thinking the other is the bees knees.
Oh, and if marriage is only beneficial to the woman, then why are us guys always the one to propose?"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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Good point. Marriage has many benefits for both the man and the woman, yet who gets married because of these benefits? People get married when they find someone they can't live without. The rest is just icing on the cake.Oh, and if marriage is only beneficial to the woman, then why are us guys always the one to propose?
As for myself, I've had two good parents who await their 25th anniversary in another month. I hope that I will be able to say the same.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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