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**MikeH** · July 24, 2003, 11:30

Wall mount.

**Dis** · July 25, 2003, 02:37

I want to see video of a woman peeing into a wall mounted urinal dammit!

**Sikander** · July 25, 2003, 03:15

Originally posted by Dissident
I want to see video of a woman peeing into a wall mounted urinal dammit!

I was drinking with my friend Darcy one evening, and we were having this really intense and interesting conversation. We both had to pee, so we got up and strolled toward the bathrooms, talking away. I went into the men's room and she followed right after me, not missing a beat. We both used wall mounted urinals and neither of us remarked about the fact that she was pi$$ing in the men's room. It was hilarious, and even the guy who walked in on us laughed after he recovered from his confusion.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 25, 2003, 03:46

You have interesting friends.

**Sikander** · July 25, 2003, 03:56

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
You have interesting friends.

Darcy is one of the most interesting. Wickedly intelligent, very feminine and pretty. At the same time she is tough as hell, lives in the mountains and chops her own wood and hauls her own water. She is also the best painter (art not house) that I have ever met, going from a complete amateur to a master in about 3 years. We were extremely close for years, but my GF is jealous and chased her off about 5 years ago. I see her every few months these days, when my GF isn't around.

**St Leo** · July 25, 2003, 18:29

A woman urinating into a urinal is featured in the second Red Dwarf book.

**Japher** · July 25, 2003, 18:33

The also did that in The Full Monty

**st_swithin** · July 26, 2003, 07:23

Sikander: you let your gf chase your friends off? You must think an awful lot of your gf's opinions to decide that you don't need a friend's advice.

Either that, or you're really whipped. But if you're happy whipped, like Cool Whip, then more power to her!

**:) Smiley** · July 26, 2003, 07:53

Yeah, generally it's not a good sign when your gf tells you who you can be friends with.

**st_swithin** · July 26, 2003, 20:37

Elok: well, it appears we agree on something after all. I retract my earlier 'fvck you'.

Mrs. Horse posts on IMDB a lot, doesn't she?

**Alexander's Horse** · July 26, 2003, 22:25

no

**st_swithin** · July 26, 2003, 22:37

Ah, then it's messages on the fridge, lipstick on the mirror, that sort of thing?

**Alexander's Horse** · July 26, 2003, 22:51

smack in the head, shoe through the monitor, that sort of thing

**st_swithin** · July 26, 2003, 23:43

At least you're not married.

If you've ever wanted to feel suicidal to the point of absolute despair, try being married to my (GOD HELP ME soon-to-be-EX) husband.

If I had a gun, I'd put myself out of my FVCKING MISERY RIGHT NOW.

I try never to hate anyone, but right now, I'm having a very, very, very hard time being the loving soul I aspire to be.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 26, 2003, 23:46

I am married.

And you only hate him because you love him.

So don't be an idiot, work it out.

And if you don't mind me asking, what stage of the menstral cycle are we at here?

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