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**Solly** · July 19, 2003, 17:16

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**Provost Harrison** · July 19, 2003, 18:07

That R Kelly song which has been in the charts recently where he sings 'bounce, bounce, bounce...ad nauseum'...I keep expecting him to sing 'nonce, nonce, nonce...'

Well I have a plan now...I know a man who can get me some rohypnol

Az · July 19, 2003, 18:27

I remember his song for the Ali OST. when he sang with all those children. I just kept thinking "Get away from there, kids!"

**st_swithin** · July 20, 2003, 07:42

Usually guys memorise all the lines, and then they get caught when they have to improvise. Or worse, they emulate guys they've seen on tv or movies. Or girls. Whatever.

Too bad Derek Zoolander isn't here to save us!

**Straybow** · July 20, 2003, 21:55

So, you think 'blue steel' is the way to go, huh?

**MikeH** · July 21, 2003, 05:35

Originally posted by st_swithin
Usually guys memorise all the lines, and then they get caught when they have to improvise. Or worse, they emulate guys they've seen on tv or movies. Or girls. Whatever.

I'm great at improvising, only I have quite a weird and sometimes crude sense of humour and sometimes it can get unusual responses if people don't know me very well.

**TCO** · July 22, 2003, 21:37

I think the key is just asking them out. You do them a courtesy by doing so and show a little guts. And its better to get an answer and then move on.

**Lonestar** · July 22, 2003, 21:46

Re: Best Method for Approaching Women

Originally posted by David Floyd
What do you guys think are the best methods for approacing women (or men, for that matter)? What works for you?

Personally, I'm not good at approaching people out of the blue, it's not really in my personality to due so, so I'm not really looking for tips. I'm just curious

By them a drink...

Oh wait! You can't!

**Agathon** · July 22, 2003, 22:10

What's wrong with the Kadoonk! method?

It's so simple even some of the mental defectives on Poly could use it.

All you do is walk up to the girl you like and Kadoonk! plant one right on her. You'd be surprised at how often it works.

And for women it has 99% probability of success since men are so desperate they'd do a pig in knickers.

**Solly** · July 24, 2003, 10:56

Why buy her a drink? There's usually 100 other suckers in the place that will buy her a drink, and if she will do whatever with you just because you bought her a drink, it doesn't say much about her worth or value does it.

Don't buy her a drink - why should you anyway. See if you can blag one out of her.

**MikeH** · July 24, 2003, 10:58

Originally posted by Boddington's
Why buy her a drink? There's usually 100 other suckers in the place that will buy her a drink, and if she will do whatever with you just because you bought her a drink, it doesn't say much about her worth or value does it.

Don't buy her a drink - why should you anyway. See if you can blag one out of her.

Although if the reason you are talking to her is because you just crashed into her sending her drink flying you can buy her one. D'oh.

**Solly** · July 24, 2003, 10:58

Yeah but you'd do that for a guy as well wouldn't you Mike.

**MikeH** · July 24, 2003, 11:00

Yeah but I wouldn't spend the rest of the night talking to them.

**Solly** · July 24, 2003, 11:03

Oh, what would you be doing with him then?

**MikeH** · July 24, 2003, 11:04

Attempting not to get beaten up by him.

Actually that was very successful, very difficult to engineer on purpose.

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