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Originally posted by Agathon
Lies!!!!
You are just annoyed 'cause he's the man.
Lies!!!!
You are just annoyed 'cause he's the man.
I wanna be spokesperson!
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WAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
I wanna be spokesperson!
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I still think Starchild's spokesperson, as he's been here longest. You ain't even 2nd Funboy 
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Nope, Boris is No. 1 gay guy on Poly; just like Che is comrade No. 1. They're Godzilla, and we're thousands of screaming Japanese. Let's just accept our mediocrity.Originally posted by red_jon
I still think Starchild's spokesperson, as he's been here longest. You ain't even 2nd Funboy
Only feebs vote.Comment
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At least I'm probably the tallest person on poly
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Only a Newbie would say that. Starchild is the most veteran homosexual at Apolyton still posting and is the only recognized ambassador for the homosexuals.Originally posted by Agathon
Nope, Boris is No. 1 gay guy on Poly; just like Che is comrade No. 1. They're Godzilla, and we're thousands of screaming Japanese. Let's just accept our mediocrity.
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Ambassador? Sheesh....Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
Only a Newbie would say that. Starchild is the most veteran homosexual at Apolyton still posting and is the only recognized ambassador for the homosexuals.[/IMG]Only feebs vote.Comment
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How can Boris be the spokeman for the gay community when he's over 25????
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This is indeed a very serious problem which does not yet get the attention it needs.Originally posted by Boris Godunov
But the biggest worry, IMO, is the increasingly lax attitudes towards safe sex by the younger generation of gays.Last edited by mindseye; July 13, 2003, 01:44.Comment
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There's no way that Boris is the spokesperson for the gay agenda here on Poly; Starchild is a thousand times more fabulous and the only one really deserving of the position.KH FOR OWNER!
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This is the happiest thread of my life. *sniff*
As the official Apolyton gay spokesman, I'd like to say something that, I feel, captures the level of responsibility I feel towards all those people I have to represent and protect:
BOW BEFORE ME WORTHLESS MEATBAGS! Be Humbled by the Glorious Radiance that is the Starchild! Sing my Praises! Worship me as a god! When I'm done with you, the living shall envy the dead!
Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Yep, I too have to say that if any of us deserves to be the Apolyton Spokesperson ... It's the Dancing Queen himself! You go girl! 
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See, Wittlich knows his place. Sadly, heretics like Boris must be hunted down and made an example of....
Two shiny pennies to whoever brings me Boris, preferably with skin attached. That's twice his normal weekend rate.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Ouch!
Princess to B*tch in 6.2 seconds flat! Simply Fabulous!
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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I wouldn't bet on it. If my memory's correct, Saras is enormous.Originally posted by red_jon
At least I'm probably the tallest person on poly
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Starchild simply can't be the spokesperson for the gay agenda. You see, as a minority group based on sexual identity, it is a prequisite that the spokesperson actually be capable of getting sex. Considering the cobwebs that I've heard have gathered on his atrophied member, I'd say the title must go elsewhere.
That, and his political knowledge of the "gay agenda" could be detailed on the back of a business card.
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