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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I wouldn't bet on it. If my memory's correct, Saras is enormous.
I wouldn't bet on it. If my memory's correct, Saras is enormous.
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I thought Azazel was 6'8" or something like that. And there are legends about other enormous aspects of him...
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Honey, just cause you're easier to get into than an open doorway doesn't mean you get to be spokesperson. Not that's I'm saying you're a shameless slutwhore, dear, but from what I've heard, and downloaded, the wide-mouth bass has nothing on you.Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Starchild simply can't be the spokesperson for the gay agenda. You see, as a minority group based on sexual identity, it is a prequisite that the spokesperson actually be capable of getting sex. Considering the cobwebs that I've heard have gathered on his atrophied member, I'd say the title must go elsewhere.
That, and his political knowledge of the "gay agenda" could be detailed on the back of a business card.
Though apparently the smell is quite similar.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Yes, I realize that from your perspective, getting laid even once a year would classify one as a "slutwhore," but just remember it's all relative.
Oddly enough, "relative" can also describe the last person Starchild had a decent shot of bagging.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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I'm amazed you managed to free up your hands and orifices long enough to type that out.
Speaking of orifices, it's true that you're partially blind in one eye due to a botched blowjob, yes?Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Why would I need an orifice to type?
No, the only vision problems I have are risidual damage from that time I saw your picture. The reflexive eye-clawing was not good, nor was the damage to my vocal chords caused by the involuntary shrieks of terror.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Yes, it must have been hard when you realised how much less cuter you are compared to me.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Honey, the last time your visage could be associated with the word "hard" was probably during the Major administration, given your penchant for attracting only paedophiles.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Smookie, the last thing you ever made hard was a boiled egg.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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I had a boiled egg this morning, so that's true.
Victory is mine!
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Girl, Girls!!! Do we really want a *****fight in front of the breeders?!? Consider those who are thinking of coming out - we don't want to scare-off possible recuits..now do we?
Opps, I believe I've acknowleged part of our unspoken agenda.
For those not in the Gay Apolyton community - Ignore this post. 
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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People, we are like the Jews. We want to keep a small, select group of chosen. No converts necessary nor sought. Go about your business.
Wittlich, you ****, you are giving us away! Your indiscretion means a demotion. Now instead of shining Asher's shoes and doing his laundry, you will work for Fez. That will teach you to hold your tongue!Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Dang, I was getting ready for an old fashioned breeder converting.
*puts down his harpoon and machete*Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Thank you for the confirmation Boris - I guess that I've been drinking too many brandy-cokes that I've started having fantasies...
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Oh NO!!!! Boris-Sweety-Darling, what can I do to make it up to you? Don't sentence me to a fate worse than...well, Asher!____________________________
"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Agent Starchild reporting for duty sir! Shall I start Operation Boy Bar - attempting to destroy the Heterocentric Orthadoxy by drinking as much as possible?
I thought up the plan myself.
[/cheap excuse to post photo]Attached FilesExult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Damn Starchild! I didn't know you were that good looking!
Are you planning on a trip to "The City" anytime soon?
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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