Those Toilets that shoot water

[Zero]

Dammit I knew the name and I forgot it. Oh well, the title is probably better without it.

Anyways How do you use those things? Can it really do the job? And how do you get dry so you can put your clothes back on? Do french/japanese people walk around with wet underwears?

[Tuberski]

bedet? (sp)

ACK!

[Ben Kenobi]

A bidet.

I've never seen one either, provincial philistine that I am.

[Tuberski]

duh bidet.

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[Imran Siddiqui]

I assume you sit on them to wash your bum and then wipe it down with toilet paper or a towel before dressing.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I assume you sit on them to wash your bum and then wipe it down with toilet paper or a towel before dressing.

wats the point of bidet then?

[Tuberski]

make your ass smell nice, it helps remove klingons.

think of it as an ass-phasor.

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[Imran Siddiqui]

wats the point of bidet then?

Water is cleaner than just toilet paper alone.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Tuberski
make your ass smell nice, it helps remove klingons.

think of it as an ass-phasor.

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"ass phaser"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Zero]

next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?

[Ted Striker]

Yo but seriously I want one of these some day.

You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Zero
next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?

ass-shields.

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[Ben Kenobi]

how do u control it from splashing all over?

With the help of a good tactical commander to aim the phasers.

That's such a good joke.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Zero
next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?

I think if you sit down close enough the backwash goes into the toilet.

I've never tried one so I'm guessing but wondering the same thing.

Eurocoms can you help us out?

[Ted Striker]

Here you go:

http://bidet-2000.com/geberit.htm

$3500 MAN