Those Toilets that shoot water

[Zero]

Seriously, its a sick concept but still a legitimate question. YOU DONT WANT SH*T ALL OVER UR ASS!

Originally posted by Ted Striker
Yo but seriously I want one of these some day.

You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.

I agree too. I wipe dozen+ and take a shower right a way.

[Ted Striker]

Well they have wet toliet paper at the store now, those work pretty good.

[Lancer]

Call me a terrorist, I've always wanted to hook up a fire hose to one of those things...

[Ted Striker]

hell yeah

[Dis]

I saw one in Italy- well sicily

I figured it was some strange kind of urinal the first time I saw one

[Frankychan]

Oh crap....those things are for your BOTTOM?

I thought it was a little water fountain for you....crap.

and there i was, thinking-"wow, these hotels think of everything!"

[Ted Striker]

oh my poor frankychan

[ixnay]

I never have encountered one of these, and I don't think I ever want to.

[The Mad Monk]

If you've seen Crocodile Dundee, you've seen a bidet.

[Az]

I had one of those once, in a summer appartment in Cyprus when I was a kid. They're cool. Not the most comfortable things, but still, cool.

[mrmitchell]

Alas, another European dignity above our American shame. How much time do you spend letting your ass get washed? That's got to be a hell of an efficiency ****. (Bad pun, I know)

[alva]

They are hardly around in euroe either though, I still have one (old appartment, but never used it.)
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Some new toilets do have one build in.
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You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.

You could go Islamic.

[Guest]

My parent's house is Brazil was built by some crazy Italian architect some 20 years ago maybe (maybe less its rather recent) and there's a bidet in every bathroom of which there are maybe like 6 (these Italians love bathrooms or so my parents tell me). The bathrooms are almost bigger than the bedrooms.

[Urban Ranger]

The Japanese built a better toilet seat. After you finish your business, streams of warm water will clean your bottom, then jets of warm air will dry it.

Excellent!

[Paul Hanson]

And presumably it plays soothing music whilst performing this task.