I hearby declare myself leader of the western world!

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by JohnT
Plan on doing a lot of buthering and theiving, Ves?

That's all that revolutions are: The settling of old scores.

There's plenty to settle. Besides, you missed the most important point of revolutions: A new set of pigs feeding at the trough.

[Dis]

you are too late. I called leader of the western world back in 1980. I'm not about to retire.

[Frankychan]

Number 14 is pretty good.

But I say that the world would benefit much more with ME as it's Despot...er........President.

I would implement a cap of $200,000 salary. The rest would roll over into education, social programs, healthcare, and environmental initiatives as well as computer research projects.

No more of this million dollar bull....

[Paul Hanson]

I agree with it all, apart from the beer mine one. It really ought to be in Belgium.

[Main_Brain]

Hail our new Leader.

[Monk]

To kill off the family father if he gives his 17-year-old son a sip of beer, now THAT is a war on drugs you've got there, Ves!

[Ben Kenobi]

All televangalists will be rounded up and brought to me-1 at a time. I will aproach them, smile then scream "HEAL!!!"-then beat them savagly to death with a billy-club.

The 'anti-Thorn.'

Free the Televangelists!
Televangelists are our friends!

As for the religious fanatics, it's better not to rile them up before you take power, just because they are religous fanatics. Best to promise freedom of religion and leave it at that.

[Japher]

Beer is not a drug

I think he is on the right track. One problem, however:


I should be the leader.

Also, last I heard beer can't be mined, it grows on trees or something... like a banana

[Harry Seldon]

Would it be possible for me to be the Prime Minister of Funk Booty?

[Zero]

Can I get rest of the world then?

[Lonestar]

Re: I hearby declare myself leader of the western world!

Originally posted by Vesayen

8. Petroleum is hearby banned by my edict.

No more computers and CDs, eh?

This looks like a Job for a modern League of Extradienary Gentlemen!

Jack Ryan

Faith

Ashley 'Ash' Williams

Darien Fawkes

John Clark

Darkman

Doc Brown

Jarod

John Doe

James Bond

Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones

Lara Croft

Captain Remus

Burt Gummer

Penn and Teller

A Jackie Chan Character -- 'Jackie'

Cordell Walker

Suzie Tooley

Duncan McCloud and/or Methos

Sarah Connor

John Rambo

John Shaft

Jason Bourne

David Dunn

the Tasker Family

The Ghostbusters.



ph34r our judgement!

[Harry Seldon]

ph34r our judgement!

I left my decoder ring at home. What exactly is ph34r?

[raghar]

PH33ling that you earn when you'll listen to new Bush's talk. You'd be scared to death, if not for his words then for amount of money he would need for support of his next invasion. *_*

[Main_Brain]

3=E 4=A
phear=! Fear?

Ohh my l33t speaking skills t4k3 h01d 0f m3 ;=)

[Japher]

I left my decoder ring at home. What exactly is ph34r?

You have to look it through with your special L33T HaXoR googles to see that is means "fear" or is it titillate? *snicker*