Apolyton spellbook

[muxec]

Originally posted by skywalker
Bold - used to put special emphasis on certain words.

[Mr. President]

Avoid Fate - Cast only after extreme trolls or flames. The caster vanishes without trace from Apolyton for several days, and is later dropped back into the time stream as though nothing happened.

Eye of Chaos - Opens a thread that radiates politically-charged mana into the aether, attracting hundreds of extremists from both the left and right wings of politics. Often fatal to all concerned.

Archaic Steel - Perfected by Archaic in the NationStates forum. Increases the caster's endurance during an argument, grants selective hearing, and renders him nearly impervious to counter-arguments. Disadvantages: decreases charisma, and inclines caster to churn out pages after pages of quote-and-reply, making it all but impossible for allies to come to his aid.

[Sarxis]

Ming Lightning Ball: Reduces PCR stat by %50; teleports target to Mingapulco.

[Mr. President]

Mellian Sledge - A two-pronged attack combining disorienting use of the and a deluge of assaults undermining the enemy's "realism" and "thinking and creative skills".

[orange]

Nepotism - The spell which reveals images of spellcaster's kin to other forumers. Often used to generate charisma, especially when spell is followed by posts including the and smileys.

[Az]

- The Spirit of Indifference A very strong defensive summoning spell, that, while not requiring much mana from the spellcaster, is only used by the most skilled and wise warrior priests. It is believed to be a stronger, more developed version of the ZZZ-demon. It adds +3 DEFENCE, +4 STAMINA.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Mr. President
Mellian Sledge - A two-pronged attack combining disorienting use of the and a deluge of assaults undermining the enemy's "realism" and "thinking and creative skills".

Lonestar's annoying Nagging
Cast when BAC story movement is too damn slow.

[Urban Ranger]

Attempted Dismissal - this spell involves the use of proclamations such as "Get real!" or "Get a clue!", the caster attempts to dismiss the targeted argument without any serious attempts to counter it. A cheap spell to cast, it is almost instantly recognised by experienced wizards, and causes great loss of charisma for the caster.