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  • #1

    Womanese

    A few different ones..

    Do you have a girlfriend?
    You are CUTE! Are you on the market?

    You are certainly attentive tonight!
    Is sex ALL you think about?

    Do you love me?
    Watch me ask for something expensive.

    How much do you love me?
    I did something you are NOT going to like.

    We need to communicate better.
    You need to agree with me more.
    Smile, nod head, repeat.

    I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
    Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.

    I want HONESTY. No games!
    Tell me what I want to hear.

    I would rather focus on my career.
    Focusing on something as boring and dull as her career is MORE FULFILLING than you’ll ever be.

    Do what you want.
    You’ll pay for it later.

    I don’t remember how much it costs.
    I’ll never tell you it cost a fortune.

    Let’s paint the room!
    You paint the room, I’m going shopping. Oh, and don’t make a mess.

    Uh huh
    Oh, did you say something? Whatever it was, it must not have been important.

    No, take out is fine for dinner.
    You cheap bastard!

    I want a stable future.
    I need to marry a sugar daddy!

    You wouldn’t understand.
    I don’t even understand, but I’m not going to tell you that.

    My screen name is JennySmalt
    I have nothing to hide. There is nothing exciting about me.

    My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969
    If you need this explained, you aren’t a guy.

    So why did you and your ex break up?
    What is wrong with you?

    Post some more.
    www.my-piano.blogspot
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  • #2
    Do I look fat?
    -Im Bored and want to start an Argument
    Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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    • #3
      Re: Womanese

      Originally posted by Boddington's
      My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969
      If you need this explained, you aren’t a guy.
      And hopefully, neither is she

      Great idea, however
      I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
      Should probably be "As if I'd ever go out with you". Or maybe that's just me
      Smile
      For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
      But he would think of something
      "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Main_Brain
        Do I look fat?
        -Im Bored and want to start an Argument
        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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        • #5
          Does this look good on me?
          -You've been disappointing in bed recently and this is an attempt to see if you're secretly gay. Anything other than a disinterested grunt will have me shopping for a new manly lover.
          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
          -Richard Dawkins

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          • #6
            Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.
            Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #7
              *snicker*
              Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
              -Richard Dawkins

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              • #8
                I like old men, they are sweet

                How much money do you have?

                Whatever you want

                OK, now it's your turn to ask me what I want to do.

                Are you angry with me?

                Yeah, that's right. I wrecked your damned car.

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                • #9
                  Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.
                  Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.
                  "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                  "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                  • #10
                    What if she doesn't want to ruin the friendship and she doesn't tell you about the guys she's sleeping with?
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      "Lets listen to our radio station"

                      Translation: Lets listen to my radio station

                      "Lets go visit our friends"

                      Translation: Lets go visit my friends

                      "I don't like the crowd we've been hanging with recently"

                      Translation: I don't like your friends.

                      "Honey, can you pick up a pregnancy test?"

                      Translation: This is a test, an only a test, to see how you react to the thought of me being pregnant, so as to ensure you won't leave me if you do knock me up.

                      "Honey, I'm pregnant"

                      Translation: Our lives, as we knew them, have just ended......

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                      • #12
                        You wouldn’t understand.
                        I don’t even understand, but I’m not going to tell you that.


                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          You PROMISED to spend a quiet evening with ME!

                          - Boys nights are over forever
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #14
                            Manese

                            Honey I'm going to go play on the computer for a little while

                            12 hours later......

                            I'm sorry I was wrong and I will try my best to never happen again

                            I'm not wrong, I'm not sorry and it will probably happen again.
                            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                            • #15
                              I'm not wrong, I'm not sorry and it will probably happen again.


                              Of course we aren't wrong, we just say it to get what we really want .
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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