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  • #16
    Cabbages.

    (the Duke huffs huffily in a huff as he departs from the coffeeshop with the brainless flunky in pursuit)
    Empire growing,
    Pleasures flowing,
    Fortune smiles and so should you.

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    • #17
      *Zim-Zam spits on the ashes of the tavern, in that way that only really cool anti-heroes like Clint Eastwood can convincingly pull off*

      *Zim-Zam notes that the semi-busty possibly-maidens are still alive*

      "Hah, I knew it! Witches! Doubtless vampire doppleganger ghost dragon love trousers created by the vile machinations of Colonel OshKosh!"
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      • #18
        "But they are still good, right?"

        *Fansworth continues to level his licking skill*
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • #19
          *Paddy sniffs finger*

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #20
            *Zim-Zam looks questioningly at Farnesworth*

            "Well, I suppose that it's all the same if you keep your eyes closed..."

            *Zim-Zam shudders*
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            • #21
              Will Fisty McFecal be making a guest appearance?
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #22
                It is possible, he's just been banned at the Battle Arena.
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                • #23
                  *Suddenly, the real Clint Eastwood walks in*

                  *Weird spaghetti-western-type music plays*

                  "Aaaaaah! Wowwwww woooowwwww wwwwow! Aaaaaaaaah! Wow wow wow! *crash, bang* Aaaaaaah, Wow Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow! *blam, whack* Aaaaaaaah! *huhh huhh* Wow wow wow!"

                  (And it continues for a few minutes until the words 'The Good' appear in cursive above Clint's head)
                  Empire growing,
                  Pleasures flowing,
                  Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                  • #24
                    Why must you make me a man Zam-zam rocketman?

                    Can't you look at me just the way I am?
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                    • #25
                      "Quiet, random busty maiden. I'm not finished with you yet! Verily!"
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • #26
                        "Oh, busty maiidddeeennn, smell my finger"


                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #27
                          Lord NotNiceman, a level 54 Doomguy of Doom, approaches Zim-Zam O'Pootertoot. "Your time has come", he exclaims, "I will now slay you with my +2413 Godslayer Sword of Extra Death!
                          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                          • #28
                            *Zim-Zam laughs in the face of the Doomguy*

                            "A Godslayer sword, eh? Good thing I've got +20 Atheism! Bwahahahah!"

                            *Zim-Zam farts in the general direction of Doomguy*

                            "Let the ass-wrappage commence, Doomguy!"
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                            • #29
                              Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lonestar
                                Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.
                                pffft. 94 zon pops a guided lycander up yar ass.
                                :-p

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