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  • #31
    *room goes dark with an erry glow on a shadowy figure that enters*

    "stand aside lord Notniceman... "

    *in darth vader-esque voice

    I AM LORD HELMET!!!

    Colonel OshKosh sent me to finish the job...

    Now draw your shwartz zim zam rocketman, or is it still so embarrassingly small?

    *zip*
    "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
    - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
    Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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    • #32
      "HA! Even Better!" retorts Lord NotNiceMan the Doomguy of Doom! "I have a +2414 Sword of No God Slaying! Lets see you fart at me now!" And with that, Lord NotNiceMan the Doomguy of Doom hacks off Zim Zim's ass.
      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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      • #33
        Dark lord of the Sith yadda yadda.... see me in star wars 3!

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        • #34
          A level 0 Ming walked into the thead. Noticing the copious amounts of spam, he became visibly annoyed.

          "All right, 10% PCR to all of you!"

          Upon this dreaded pronouncement, halos appeared around everybody else, and they became weaker.

          "W00t!" Lord Notniceman the Doomguy of Doom attacked the Ming with his +2414 Sword of No God Slaying, as it bounced harmlessly off the Ming.

          "You fools! A Ming is only vulnerable to a DanQ, a MarkG, or a Ming of higher level!" The Ming kicked Lord Notniceman the Doomguy of Doom right in the nads, and Lord Notniceman the Doomguy of Doom bellowed and doubled over.
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #35
            *Ming gains a level, and receives a +2 banning rod*
            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • #36
              Suddenly, something completely unexpected happened!
              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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              • #37
                Hail me the Northern Virgin!

                *Steps into the room*

                I am looking for big swords, so UNLEASH the dog of wars!
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #38
                  The Ming hits Pekka over the head with his rod.

                  "Be quiet. Can't you see I am concentrating?"
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                  • #39
                    Choose wisely, if you choose to attack, you must kill me fast. *Northern Virgin summons her clothes off* +15 seduce.

                    Behold, I have no clothes on. *Milk attack* *spruit, spruit*, my milk is poisoned, it's acid. MUHahahaha!
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #40
                      The Ming looks at Pekka sideways. After doing one of these -->

                      "Good lord, where did you learn how to read?"
                      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                      • #41
                        *everybody starts to sing AC/DC You Shook Me All Night and Northern Virgin starts dancing after victorious T1t Attack*

                        "Rest of you.. do you feel lucky? Well.. do you? Punks?!"
                        *reloads the two shooter*
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #42
                          *Zim-Zam weeps some more*

                          "Ding, level up! I now have +20 Crying!"

                          *Everybody feels Zim-Zam's pain*
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                          • #43
                            *Northern Virgins intuition says Zim-Zam is faking*

                            "Looks like I need to boost things up" *Breast enhancer +20% enlargement*
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #44
                              *Mr. Whatsupwithplustwentys arrives... *

                              Mr. Whatsupwithplustwentys: Behold! I have arrived!
                              Ming:
                              NV:
                              Mr W: What's up with all these rolleyes -attacks?
                              Ming: Ok, so you've here... why should we care?
                              Mr W: Because... I am what I am...
                              Zim Zam: Erm, you're what?
                              Mr W: I'm your worst nightmare.

                              *Mr W. summons a fireball-of-doom*
                              *Ming uses his banning rod and teleports Mr W. with it to an alternative dimension*
                              Zim Zam: Geez, what a moron.
                              NV: Indeed...
                              Zim Zam: Yeah... +1
                              Ming: Watch out... because soon the spam sharks are going to get feed.
                              Mr W: Erm, huh? Where is my fireball? I can't seem to be able to use my magic powers, anymore!... erm... where am I?

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                              • #45


                                ROFLMAO @ Pekka

                                "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                                - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                                Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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