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  • #76
    Sigh. Okay, since you're clueless and really want to know.

    Cleansing. Use the mildest soap possible. The problem with regular soaps is either overdrying the skin or things that have high ph and mess up your skin natural chemistry. So neutrogena or eucerin or dove are okay. Don't apply the soap bar directly on your face. make a foam in your hands, then apply. I do recommend a foaming cleanser which are better than soaps. Every possible maker makes them, even ponds and neutrogena.

    Toner.
    What toners do is equilibrate the ph of your skin to prevent overdrying. You can go without them but you'll do a lot better with them.

    Moisturizer.
    It doesn't matter if you have oily skin, your skin tries to compensate for the loss of oils it lost when you washed your face, went out in dry air, weather, etc. and you need a moisturizer. look for one for your skin type.

    Sunblock.
    UV rays are nasty. (ozone layer, blah, blah,blah, global warming, bladety blah) Use it. It'll help you wrinkle less, and your skin won't fry.

    Eye creams.
    There are day and night variations. Difference is the amount of moisturizing materials. Day ones are lighter and night time ones are repairing ones.
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    • #77
      Originally posted by Fecal_Splatter
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      YES TO ADVOCATION more boys!


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      • #78
        He's toasted fecal splatter now.
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        • #79
          Originally posted by Starchild
          Boris, sugarhips, it'll take more than a $20 for you. Hate to tell ya this but I don't do discounts for seniors. *kiss*
          What a ripoff! Paying more than $20 for used furniture is simply ludicrous. *smooch*
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          • #80
            Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
            He's toasted fecal splatter now.
            Nastiest...imagery...ever!
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Boris Godunov


              What a ripoff! Paying more than $20 for used furniture is simply ludicrous. *smooch*
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              • #82
                hey asher

                Don't go misrepresenting our weather like that . . . I have a similar patio picture of the snow but its pretty much all gone now and you CAN tan in Calgary, if you wish. Great weather the last couple of days and possible tanning weather again today if you are so inclined.

                Speaking of inclination, by being "out", do you mean that you are "out" as a bisexual , which was your declared orientation IIRC or have you determined that you have a preference for men?

                On moisturizers etc, I just use whatever Mrs Flubber has on the counter and I use both the Mach 3 and/or an electric razor depending on my mood and how close a shave I need.
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                • #83
                  How about starting off getting a proper facial at a beauty salon? Might be worth it just to steam out properly/disinfect the pores nicely/get all the minor stuff out.
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                  • #84
                    what a frigging ponce
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #85
                      is it comfrotable to type this and write all the advice down at the same time, Provost?
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #86
                        None of this moisturising stuff has anything other than a psychosomatic effect. You'd be better smearing your face in lard...
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #87
                          Krammer liked butter... give it a shot.
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                            None of this moisturising stuff has anything other than a psychosomatic effect. You'd be better smearing your face in lard...
                            Says the man with the skin of a dead elephant.
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #89



                              Provost, it does work. Really.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #90
                                Well, I guess I like to keep it simple - For my face (and body for that matter): A wash cloth, "Dove" Soap, & Hot Water...but then, I've never had any problem with my complexion.
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