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  • #61
    you gay tw@ts.

    Nivea blue shaving foam and definitely Nivea BALSAAAAM after shave are the killer combination, what.

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    • #62
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Zylka
        hahahaha as a hetero I sure am faggier than you

        Shopping...
        Drugs...
        Facial Care...

        I know it all!!!
        And fashion!

        And I'll continue wearing my hoodies and caps, even though it's supposedly quite the fashion crime.

        -Salmon & Fish Oil 1000mg caps, 1 for every meal. An old gf who was the school's absolute knock-out shared with me this secret, and believe me it will have your whole body looking like velvet and ready to be ass-sexed on QAF!
        Yuck, no thanks.

        ...and HAVE FUN! Results come in under a week, and it keeps getting better and better as girls look at you as if you're a Bavarian model and self defeated guys keep trying to pick fights with you at the Den until you put a cigarette out on one of their wrists and throw a chair at a wall as a diversion to run away, only to find th
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #64
          Fashion falls under shahpping

          You can't taste the fish oil, they are in tough gel caps. Trust me, it'll give you the most feminine skin desired. Even I often get a hard on when looking at my velvet coat!!!

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          • #65
            One of these days, I'll have to meet you.

            You'd better not be 400lbs and have a trenchcoat.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #66
              As I said, I don't use gels anymore, but when I did, Edge was the best.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #67
                I just use a regular bar of soap. You lather it up while your in the shower and then shave by touch. If you still feel hair on your face the take another pass at it with the razor.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #68
                  Z is the master of this stuff. He is on about the fish oil and especially the water. You can also put olive oil and flax oil on your veggies. Personally I throw Health From the Sun Total EFA oil into my smoothies and onto my veggies. It's got a nice mix of oil and doesn't taste hideous.

                  Oil is also good because it keeps your heart healthy and it lubricates your joints. They say there are fats that heal and fats that kill, well fish oil, flax, and olive oil are the ones that heal.

                  Oh and speaking of which, start taking a multivitamin supplement. Twinlab is my personal favorite. Make sure you take it with food and a glass of water, or your stomach can get upset.


                  Asher, you can get a UV-free, fake tan here:



                  Don't know if they have these in your parts, but I've fooled several people, including a sun bathing surfer, who didn't know the difference with it.

                  Just make sure you read up on how to do it and also do it the first time on the weekend.
                  We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                  • #69
                    Oil is just fat that is liquid at room temperature. Trust me most people now days don't have a problem with not getting enough fats.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #70
                      That's not the point though Oerdin.

                      There is GOOD fat, and there is BAD fat.

                      Flax, olive, and fish oil are all good fats.

                      Oil from land animals is generally BAD fat but is good when consumed in very moderate quantities.

                      But it's not as bad as hydrogented oil which is the absolute worst.
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #71
                        What's the difference between the Mach 3 and the Mach 3 Turbo?
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #72
                          the blades for the mach3 turbo are $1-2 more expensive.

                          it does feel smoother, however. but i don't know if it's worth the extra cost, since the mach3 itself is heaven...
                          B♭3

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                          • #73
                            Wow this thread is great both for it's advice and the laughs.

                            Zylka, and Starchild, you both get my next vote for the Apolyton Hall of Fame

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                            • #74
                              Gay? GAY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




                              YES TO ADVOCATION more boys!


                              edit by MtG: Well, you're my boy now.
                              Last edited by MichaeltheGreat; May 2, 2003, 10:04.

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                              • #75
                                Boris, sugarhips, it'll take more than a $20 for you. Hate to tell ya this but I don't do discounts for seniors. *kiss*
                                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                                -Richard Dawkins

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