I said I wanted macho not suicidul!
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Mach 3.
Edge Gel
Neutrogena Facial Soap. ( for oily skin , and esp. under the sun, Frankychan seems to understand it well, as we're both facing similar conditions. )
I don't think one has, or even should do more. Any other stuff is high maintenance, and if you skip it just once, the natural microbiotic balance of the skin is gone, and it will turn into a "hell on earth"/ "moon landscape". This is my personal experience, anyway.
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What gel do you guys recommend for my sensitive skin?For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)
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Like Boris, I'm blessed with naturally good skin. And cause I'm like a gadzillion years younger, I'll still have it while he's combatting his wrinkles getting wrinkles. I just use a standard moisturiser once or twice a day. Now that summer's coming, I'm planning on mixing in a bit of medium strength sunblock to keep all those nasty UV-A and UV-B rays out. One day I'm gonna treat myself and buy a full out Body Shop skin care kit. Maybe some bath oils too. Oooh, and blue contacts lenses cause I can so see myself in blue.
Mach III rulez.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Fight? With his last hip replacement? Honey, I'm amazed that Boris smookiepie can still walk. Besides, one punch and he'd be on his back. It doesn't even take as much as a punch to normally get him like that....Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Ok guys Barley's coming out (no im not gay).
Well any way, back to coming out.
I use........
L'oreal 'Revitalift', this is for at night for reducing wrinkles.
Olay 'energising moisture fluid', this is for the evening for reducing wrinkles
(both of the above a partial toners)
In the day I use Olay 'touch' -this is a smoothing moisturiser.
I cant profess to know much about this stuff but my girlfriend keeps moaning ive got wrinkles so thought id give it a go. until I was 30 I used to look very youthful (often mistaken for early 20's) all of a sudden - wammo, my face started to look like an armpit.
Oh yea I know im vain.
PS. dont smoke, I do and its f*c*ed up my skin.
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if you have to spend more than $5 on body-cleaning material, you're spending too much money.
cheapo shampoo will do fine for cleaning your hair. so will bar soap for the rest of you. to defoliate or exfoliate, use a rough cloth or even a pumice rock you bought at the museum.
moisturizer? carry a bottle of water around and douse yourself whenever you feel dry.B♭3
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Cheap shampoo is not fine for cleaning the hair...
I didn't know better until last year, I'd always used cheap stuff like Pert Plus or Pantene Pro-V.
One day the girl cutting my hair said, "You must use Pantane or something, right?"
She recommended some Biolage Shampoo and Biolage Conditioner (Hydrating and Fortifying I think) and I used that, and within a couple weeks my hair felt so much better. It was waaaay less frizzy and dry, it had more "movement" (in that it fell naturally and stuff), and looked shinier and overall much more healthy.
I could never go back to cheap shampoo again."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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hahahaha as a hetero I sure am faggier than you
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Facial Care...
I know it all!!!
You don't have to go overboard to have a nice complexion though. Here are some basics I follow
-Neutrogena makes an absolutely fabulous mild soap bar, believe it or not (Unscented, scented products almost always aggravate your skin to some degree). This isn't some hydrochloride Ivory type bleach bar that will chap your face to a sand flat, but if you're still weary - go for the neutrogena oil free face wash (a little gayer)
-Clinique "moisture in control" facial moisturizer. At 35$ for something a little bigger than a nail polish container, a little dab goes a long way. It is a fit choice if your skin ever has even a tiny bit of noticeable oil, if you're rather dry then try Clinique's "dramatically different" facial moisturizer (the classic light yellow cube). Both of these products are scent free as all of Clinique's
-Exfoliatior? That's pretty queer, man. Again, I'd trust the girls at the Clinique counter though... top of the game, but be ready to pay for it!
-Water, water, WATER! Always have a bottle on hand at school, to refill - and drink around 6-7 glasses a day. Refill repeatedly, piss like a girl, who cares. Water is the easiest and least complicated treasure for your face!
-Salmon & Fish Oil 1000mg caps, 1 for every meal. An old gf who was the school's absolute knock-out shared with me this secret, and believe me it will have your whole body looking like velvet and ready to be ass-sexed on QAF!
...and HAVE FUN! Results come in under a week, and it keeps getting better and better as girls look at you as if you're a Bavarian model and self defeated guys keep trying to pick fights with you at the Den until you put a cigarette out on one of their wrists and throw a chair at a wall as a diversion to run away, only to find th
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Originally posted by Starchild
Like Boris, I'm blessed with naturally good skin. And cause I'm like a gadzillion years younger, I'll still have it while he's combatting his wrinkles getting wrinkles.
And I couldn't get Starchild on his back so easily, no, but that's because I don't have any $20s on me at the moment.Tutto nel mondo è burla
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