So what is the best way to pick up women?

[Bereta_Eder]

but see those differ from girl to girl so there you have it. hit and miss situation. you'll propably get a second chance though if you screw up

sometimes a girl isnt even aware that you like her. gotta show it to her.

err meaning got to let her know

[Pekka]

No compliments paiktis! That's so old school..
'don't make me hurt my hand again!' is better than 'you have beautiful eyes'..

[Bereta_Eder]

not old school. eternal!

[Pekka]

No.. clubbing them in the head and dragging back to cave is eternal.

[Bereta_Eder]

ugh

[Spiffor]

Telling them "I beat Civ at deity !" is eternal

[Pekka]

like 'Wanna go to Mingapulco?'. Then don't talk to her.

[Pekka]

Or the one I heard in a movie 'I've been in prison for 3 years, this is my first night free'... you should get lucky.
Just dont say you were convicted of rape

[yaroslav]

Compliments... They're very useful. It's very important to detect what point needs your attention: beauty, personality or whatever they girl needs to hear.

I thougth of a good one (it fitted in the situation) yesterday, but I was too shy to tell it to a very beatiful friend... I don't know who translate it to sound good in English, but it must be something like: "Stop worring about those affairs. You are so interesting to be attractive even if you were less beatiful, you're beatiful enough to be attractive even if you were less interesting" It sounds better in Spanish

[Pekka]

You have to make yourself a challenge to the ladies. They think they're all that, but you gotta be like 'I'll never sleep with you'.

[Elok]

If you're gonna go asking for sex flat-out, I suggest you jab yourself liberally with novocaine beforehand or you'll probably be unable to talk from the pain in your cheeks, within an hour.
And I've said it before and will probably say it many times again: if you're just looking for easy derriere, why don't you just save yourself the bother of commitment and the stigma of womanizing and get a courtesan? If you're looking for a never-fail way of picking up any woman, I'm guessing you have no interest in the relationship thing. Considering how incredibly hard it can be to keep a woman happy, you'd think people who were that horny would just jerk off and save the bother. But that's your business.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Pekka
You have to make yourself a challenge to the ladies. They think they're all that, but you gotta be like 'I'll never sleep with you'.

and they're like "good"

Jon Miller

[Pekka]

Jon Miller, then you quickly turn the situation around and continue '.. I'll just take you by force!' and evil laughter.

Ok, enough forcing women to sleep jokes.

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by reds4ever


quite right Eli, the proof was in error!!!!

P = (YA/TA)^G

I'll mention your help in the preface!

That still doesn't quite work, because if you're less attractive than her the gin works against you.

[Spiffor]

Wrong JW :
If G>1, it will always raise P, hence your chances to go out with the girl will be higher.