So what is the best way to pick up women?

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by red_jon
Umm, but why should there be a problem with just going for the person you find most attractive?

too much competition. If you want to get laid theres a certain trade off....

so

P = YA/TA^G

where

P = the probabilty of getting laid
YA = your attractivness expressed as a integer
TA = her attractiveness expressed as a integer
G = the amount of gin you can persuade her to drink

[red_jon]

Y'know the fun thing about being gay? You can be on the giving or receiving end of this.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by reds4ever


too much competition. If you want to get laid theres a certain trade off....

so

P = YA/TA^G

where

P = the probabilty of getting laid
YA = your attractivness expressed as a integer
TA = her attractiveness expressed as a integer
G = the amount of gin you can persuade her to drink

[Eli]

And TA has to be between 0 and 1. Otherwise the gin factor will work the wrong way.

[SlowwHand]

No wonder you guys are still virgins. Well, except for RJ.

[red_jon]

To be honest some of you are thiknig about this waaay too much. You don't need a plan or formula - if you like someone, get talking to them and let nature take its course...

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Eli
And TA has to be between 0 and 1. Otherwise the gin factor will work the wrong way.

quite right Eli, the proof was in error!!!!

P = (YA/TA)^G

I'll mention your help in the preface!

[Az]

good stuff from the Templar.

oh and Kropo, I have got new for you: most of the people come with that attitude. The amount of people actually thinking of women as pieces of meat is very small.

[Pekka]

There is another one.. it's the odds. If you ask girls to go to bed with you, eventually someone will say yes. So, make it a habit to ask at least 200 girls per night to have sex with you, and I promise you'll get laid at least once a week.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Pekka
There is another one.. it's the odds. If you ask girls to go to bed with you, eventually someone will say yes. So, make it a habit to ask at least 200 girls per night to have sex with you, and I promise you'll get laid at least once a week.

and I'll also promise you'll get slapped at least 100 times a week!

[Traianvs]

Originally posted by orange
two words...

Eye...Contact...

I've learned you can pick up girls from across a room so long as you know just how to look at them, long enough to let them know you're interested, but short enough to not be leering.

Hehe, Yeah, I often make eyecontact with girls for some reason, and quite some give me a smile..

However I'm too much of a wimp to get to know them better.. There's this gorgeous chick in my archaeology class, that I often make eyecontact with, but more than just looking I don't dare, probably because when I do, and she thinks me is an idiot it would be pretty annoying as there aren't many people in my class (about 60), and you know how the word goes round in small groups

[Spec]

You just go over and say:" Hey baby, today's word is legs. How about we go home and spread the word?"

Or

"Hey darling, nice shirt! Anyway I can talk you out of it?"

Or

"I beat Civ at Diety"


Spec.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Spec

"I beat Civ at Diety"

WAY TO GO !!

[Pekka]

Walk right to her with huge confidence and little intemidating look and say 'WOMAN' *short break* 'you come with me, I will outwrestle you. You can sleep in the corner'.

[Bereta_Eder]

you say a compliment.
saying the right one and at the right way helps.