So what is the best way to pick up women?

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Pekka
Walk right to her with huge confidence and little intemidating look and say 'WOMAN' *short break* 'you come with me, I will outwrestle you. You can sleep in the corner'.

You could always tell her that you have naked sauna ass-slapping fests. [/MRT]

[Elok]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Wrong JW :
If G>1, it will always raise P, hence your chances to go out with the girl will be higher.

Hmmm...I wonder why you guys can't get dates.

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Wrong JW :
If G>1, it will always raise P, hence your chances to go out with the girl will be higher.

Nope. If YA is 1, and TA is 2, then if G=1, P is 1/2, and if G=2, P = 1/4. In that case the high G lowers P, when in fact G should always raise P.

[Spiffor]

Ah yes. I thought ^ was a multiplier symbol. The equation makes more sense with a multiplier.

[Jaguar]

Yes! I won a debate against Spiffor!

[Spiffor]

/me joins dance

[Dis]

lol

good responses. I didn't mean this thread to be serious. I'm not actually looking for a girlfriend now. I have officially given up on women. I let them come to me. If they don't come to me I just do that thing that is in my location field under my name .

But I do like funny pickup lines. I just want to go around saying those things just to see what happens. I'm not really interested in picking up women. I just don't have the courage to say some of those things.

The best one in this thread is the business card saying smile if you want to sleep with me. That's a good one.

[Barley]

Another angle on this........

Why not join a club or take part in events that break down barriers between men and women. Here I mean that something where you get an opportunity to talk to, get to know women.

Im not talking knitting classes or hairdressing but something along those lines (not sure what but maybe some of you can thing of some clubs etc)

[Urban Ranger]

Become a volunteer. That works the best.

[SlowwHand]

In other words, a whore.

[Rogan Josh]

Now, don't laugh at what I am about to say - I am perfectly serious.

I have never picked up a woman.

All the 'liasons' I have ever had began when I was picked up by a woman myself, or out of a friendship that 'developed'.

So the best way to pick up women, is not to bother.

[ceroomaster]

Originally posted by Spec
"I beat Civ at Diety"

Does it work with Emporer?

Originally posted by Dissident
The best one in this thread is the business card saying smile if you want to sleep with me. That's a good one.

Thank you!

Originally posted by Dissident
But I do like funny pickup lines. I just want to go around saying those things just to see what happens. I'm not really interested in picking up women. I just don't have the courage to say some of those things.

Ah, in that case. We used to play cheesy-chat-ups.
Everybody would stick a £5 note in a glass and then try an awful chat-up line on anybody they found attractive.
We'd then vote for the cheesiest one, winner got the money. The money would act as a super incentive an helps build confidence.

Some favourites:
(remember I would probably never seriously try one of these...)

1- Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

2- You're so gorgeous I want every bone in you body, including mine.

3- Hi! You must be very tired, because you've been running through my mind all night

4- (after the first line has failed) I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.

5- Have you got 10p? My mum said to ring her when I fall in love...

6- Have I seen your picture somewhere? Oh that's right, I saw it in the dictionary right next to KABLAM! (Think this one's off the Fresh Prince of Bel Air)

7- I bet you twenty quid you will turn me down

8- It's OK, cheer up: it's personallity that I look for
[slap]

9- Okay gorgeous, so which chat-up line have you not heard?

10- Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a taxi home?

11- Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell out of heaven?

12- Can I have a photo of you, so Santa knows exactly what I want for Christmas?

13- Nice dress, would look even nicer on my bedroom floor...

14- What do you want for breakfast?

15- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

edit: spelling

[Tiamat]

I was waiting for the phone number line. You guys are pitiful! No wonder you spend so much time here

Pekka is the only one who got it right so far besides Sloww Pick her up by the nose.......that was good

A nice comliment like how pretty her eyes are or what she is wearing......done nicely not smarmy will get you in the door everytime. Charm is what is needed to get a girls attention. Charm will turn her head everytime.

[Tiamat]

Oh and one other thing. Even if you aren't shy......act like it. There is nothing more endearing to a women then a man who is shy or struggles just a bit. Not to much you don't want her to think you're a simpering whimp......just enough shyness to peque her interest. We women love to think we can help anyone and of course a shy guy would need our help to come out of his shell and a few other things.......yes?!?

[Dis]

I'm very shy, and so far I haven't found any women to find it endearing. I must be doing something wrong.