So what is the best way to pick up women?

[Dis]

I won't include men in the thread title, as they are pretty easy to pick up

Lately I have been struggling. Being myself doesn't work . I want to be someone else

I have heard that just asking women for sex works. I think many women would be impressed by the courage of just going up to them and asking for sex. Do you think that is possible? or would they just slap the **** out of you?

I'm getting pretty desperate. I am thinking of just asking women for sex.

[Ted Striker]

Just go up and shake their hand and tell them your name and the rest is easy.

[The Mad Monk]

I find that squatting, grabbing them around the knees and slinging them over my shoulder as I lift with my legs works well.

Remember to keep your back straight, or you risk injury.

[Lancer]

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by The Mad Monk
I find that squatting, grabbing them around the knees and slinging them over my shoulder as I lift with my legs works well.

Good move, that's the "Fireman's Lift." Works well.

[Kropotkin]

Actually try to act like you think of them as human individuals instead of pieces of meat there for you pleasure is one way. Considering how few men that tries to pick up women that has (or tries to look like they have) this attitude it might work.

[red_jon]

Men aren't always to perue women - girls who don't know I'm gay come on to me all the time.

Women are people, just like men, and every one is different so will react in different ways. I really should n;t have to tell people this

[Kropotkin]

It's not the woman in a girl that makes them come up to you jon, it's the (potential) mother in them.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Kropotkin
It's not the woman in a girl that makes them come up to you jon, it's the (potential) mother in them.

If a mother acts like that to their kids I would be deeply disturbed

[Barley]

girls who don't know I'm gay

Not sure on this, how do you know they dont know? I think you under estimate them, I dont wish to be patronising, I have heard it said that women are often drawn to gay men as they dont see them as such a threat, Gay men are also said to be more thoughtful, empathising and all that stuff (more in tune with the female mind).

Back on track->

Depends what sort of a woman you want to pick up, do you just want sex? or a relationship. If you just want sex you coulc try the asking for it approach and I guess 1 in 100 (maybe less) would say yes.

My way of picking up women is by getting to know them, building up trust and becoming close friends. The problem I have is that I become to good a freind and get into the problem of - DO I RISK SPOILING THE FRIENDSHIP. The hardest part I have is maing initial contact, I cant just talk to strangers, if youve got the confidence the best way is just to simply introduce yourself, ask them their name and you go on from there.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Barley
Not sure on this, how do you know they dont know? I think you under estimate them, I dont wish to be patronising, I have heard it said that women are often drawn to gay men as they dont see them as such a threat, Gay men are also said to be more thoughtful, empathising and all that stuff (more in tune with the female mind).

Well, maybe. But I don't appear overly camp (I have straight friends who are camper than me ) and a lot of the girls lose interest when I tell them I'm gay.

[Lazerus]

Men aren't always to perue women

Thats true, my current gf actually asked me out, but im still curious to know how drunk she was since shes a damned sight prettier then me but hey its been over a year now so ive got her handcuffed (2 pairs now )

Easy tip is to go out with a friend who always has the lasses wanting to get off with him, granted he'll pull the better girl but atleast you can stand talking to her friend. Other then that i've found insulting them (not serious, just sarcasm and little digs) really works for making them laugh and keep talking to you ... weird creatures

[Barley]

Good answer

[Lazerus]

If you're out in a club drinking that just do full on flirt, go up and grab her arse then point to a friend with a smirk on your face. If she tries to punch you then dont proceed , if she laughs then grab her arse again, if she doesnt run out the club at this stage then just ask her for a kiss after that and chances are if shes still standing around after you've been groping her this much she wanted you to make a move anyways

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Lazerus
Other then that i've found insulting them really works for making them laugh and keep talking to you ... weird creatures

You stupid, fat pig! If the pillsbury doughboy had a hideous freak mutant sister who their parents kept locked in the attic with only fried doughnuts to eat, it would be you. You wanna go to bed with me?