Turn 134 --> Comrade Thor
I have looked into the heart of Tomas de Torquemada, and I believe that inspite of being a foreigner, he is still a good man. His views on whether global warming actually exists deserve further consideration.
Greece acknowledges that the health of our planet is of the highest importance. In light of this, we intend to commission further studies of the environment. After all, we would not want to base any irreversible decisions on junk-science!
It has been noted that the last 3 days here have been cool and comfortable, prompting Vice-President Cheyneyopolous to pause from dictating another report encouraging further strip-mining and comment that he thinks the idea of global warming is hogwash! In spite of this, the world can expect an unbiased look from Greece at whether this dubious proposition even exists.
It should be known that Greece is not made up of tree-hugging leaf-kissers, but instead, level-headed proponents of a free-market solution. With this in mind, we see an opportunity for a new form of global trade, in which nations who fall below a designated level of polluting may sell the difference to other nations whose pollution levels are higher. The market always knows best!
Of course, pollution is too negative a word, and we prefer to think of it as the harmless byproducts of a healthy economy. In fact, perhaps we should be celebrating it!
Xenophon
I have looked into the heart of Tomas de Torquemada, and I believe that inspite of being a foreigner, he is still a good man. His views on whether global warming actually exists deserve further consideration.
Greece acknowledges that the health of our planet is of the highest importance. In light of this, we intend to commission further studies of the environment. After all, we would not want to base any irreversible decisions on junk-science!
It has been noted that the last 3 days here have been cool and comfortable, prompting Vice-President Cheyneyopolous to pause from dictating another report encouraging further strip-mining and comment that he thinks the idea of global warming is hogwash! In spite of this, the world can expect an unbiased look from Greece at whether this dubious proposition even exists.
It should be known that Greece is not made up of tree-hugging leaf-kissers, but instead, level-headed proponents of a free-market solution. With this in mind, we see an opportunity for a new form of global trade, in which nations who fall below a designated level of polluting may sell the difference to other nations whose pollution levels are higher. The market always knows best!
Of course, pollution is too negative a word, and we prefer to think of it as the harmless byproducts of a healthy economy. In fact, perhaps we should be celebrating it!
Xenophon
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