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  • and if not it'll give them a false sense of safety

    It would be a very good idea not to ignore them, doing our negotiations now makes it look like we were waiting for hte outcome of our oracle, and thats why we didn't talk much before. Otherwise we run the risk of them thinking we're ignoring them because we don't think they'll be around much longer.

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    • Agreed we should send them a thank you for their assistance in obtaining the Oracle. We might even gift them some small tech of no military value to show our appreciation. They would never suspect the follow up gift we will send them later.
      Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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      • -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
        -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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        • message proposal :

          Dear Yellow Friends,

          We send you this message to thank you. The techs we traded a few turns ago have allowed us both to prosper further ahead. In our case, Priesthood enabled us to build the oracle. We hope you found good use of Iron Working as well and we look forward to new trades for mutual benefit.

          Our current research focus is Monotheism, to be followed immediately by Sailing. Do you think you might have anything to offer for one of our techs ?
          *) Are you researching Code Of Laws or Monarchy ?
          *) Are you close to finish Sailing ?
          *) Are you researching something else we might be interested in ?

          Please respond quickly, as we'll have to decide if we research Sailing ourselves at the beginning of year 850 BC

          Team Alpha Centauri
          For the glory of the one Yang
          +remember to send a PM to some members along with the mail, in case nobody reads their team email.
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          • Message proposal:

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            Greetings to the Banana people!


            We are very thankful to you for assistance in completing the great project our people now call 'The Oracle' and would pleased to gift you the knowledge of Monotheism, as a sign of our thankfulness, next turn.


            We also wish to continue our cooperation in obtaining knowledge, and hope to meet similar sentiment from your side too. There are little knowledge we don't possess that you could obtain, but some that is, seems appealing to us and we hope it does so to you too. For example, no one has yet dug into the secrets of governing, which would allow us to institute monarchy over our lands. We offer you to disclose the knowledge of alphabet in return, which opens quite a lot of possibilities and can be very useful in a perspective when more foreign civilizations are met.


            How does it sound to the sages of Banana?
            When could you start and what is your estimate of finishing Monarchy research?


            We're currently working to uncover the secrets of Monotheism and then we're going to try and invent Sailing.


            Your friends @AC
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            Im unsure if this message should be sent now, maybe when we recieve next turn (the message then would be accompanied with Monotheism, if we manage to be first at it)?
            -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
            -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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            • Damn PJay, you managed before me!
              -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
              -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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              • But it's a different message. Are you sure they won't get sailing before we will? A sailing <=> monotheism deal might be possible too.
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                • Okay, send your message then and the pms
                  -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
                  -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                  • done, sent to thediplomaticbanana@yahoo.com and by PM to fed1943
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                    • u should have said we will take monotheism as our free tech, that would have made them feel even safer
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                      • I'm not sure even the bananas would fall for that, though anyone trying to analyse our score will probably lose track in the next turn.

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                        • My dear friends!
                          It is good to hear from you. Your proposal is being discussed. We will have an offer for you shortly.

                          Praise be Yang & and Great Banana
                          -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
                          -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                          • Centurians,

                            After sitting in silence for several weeks, eating too many DQ Blizzards, and smoking too many banana spliffs, giggling, and eating more DQ Blizzards. This is what we came up with:

                            We are now researching masonry and close to finding it. Any tech trade will be welcome.

                            All praise to the Mighty Yang and the Great Banana

                            -The Diplomatic Banana
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                            -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
                            -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                            • I'll check their precise GNP, but I think they cannot offer us anything in reasonable timeframe (that is, before our units show up at their borders ), so let's just drop this tech trade stuff and maybe inform them we're at last trying to connect to them (via road).
                              -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
                              -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                              • Masonry...

                                Let's hope they meant Monarchy, but I doubt it. They should know they can get it from GS. There were some techs they could offer (if I remember correctly). Yet, they decide to research it themselves....

                                No congrats on our wonders/religion though
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