Hilarious AI Quotes

[mrmitchell]

He's high on something, Tatilla
Really, however, I haven't, because I'm always playing him.

"We see that your...um...'scientists' have not discovered [tech]."
"You can kiss my royal..."
"...is a great honor to the Persia people."

[Chemical Ollie]

Lincoln when treatened: "You're all hat and no cattle".

Anybody know what that means?

[Chemical Ollie]

Remember the Council in CIV2?

When the Elvis look- alike tells you: "The people rejoy Sire! All hail to your Majesty -The King!"

[Chemical Ollie]

Miccofl, I thought the bad language filter of Apolyton cut worlds like b*tch out? But perhaps not from screenshots? Let's put the filter to test: ****ing *****

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Olaf HÃ¥rfagre
Miccofl, I thought the bad language filter of Apolyton cut worlds like b*tch out? But perhaps not from screenshots? Let's put the filter to test: ****ing *****

The filter did it's job allright! I wonder why words that are in the game are not allowed in forums discussing the game? Or did you personally modify the text in your own game, miccofl?

[Catt]

Originally posted by Olaf HÃ¥rfagre
Lincoln when treatened: "You're all hat and no cattle".

Anybody know what that means?

American idiom, usually associated with Texas or cattle ranching country in general during America's growth westward in the "wild west" or "cowboy" days. The phrase itself refers to a "fake rancher" -- imagine a "cowboy" with a big, ten gallon hat, large belt buckle, cowboy boots, etc. . . . basically all the trappings of the stereotypical cowboy / rancher, but without a ranch or cattle!

It might be replaced today as "you talk the talk but can't walk the walk" or more simply "you're all bluff and bluster and I don't fear you."

Catt

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Catt


American idiom, usually associated with Texas or cattle ranching country in general during America's growth westward...

Well, I thought it meant something like that.

Isn't it ironic that the civil war Union president uses slang invented in a Rebel state?

[Chemical Ollie]

How about the Shogun: "Go boil your head!" He probably means that literally...

[mrmitchell]

Originally posted by Olaf HÃ¥rfagre
Miccofl, I thought the bad language filter of Apolyton cut worlds like b*tch out? But perhaps not from screenshots? Let's put the filter to test: ****ing *****

So are you saying we can post cusswords in screenshots if we want to say them?

LMAO, or we can say them in acronym (LMAO) or in a secret code, like hilar could mean (enter cuss here)

Truly, we are sophisticated citizens and need not soil our tongues with the curse of bad, rude, and disruptive language.

[miccofl]

mrmitchell the swear filter that webmasters employ cannot detect pixels in jpg and gif. And yes, the text file had been altered but I never really expected that result...

[SultanofATL]

I get this from the Arabs: "We require (blank) but do not have anything worthy to offer you in trade, so I offer you prayers of peace. If you do not agree I can guarantee no peace."

[aaglo]

B!TCH = female dog...

[Chemical Ollie]

*BUMP*

I really like this subject but have nothing new to contribute at the moment. However, I do not want the tread to disappear into the historic archives yet. Anyone else have something to contribute?

[Carver]

I proposed a very reasonable peace offer after pounding Isabella for a while , and I get: "You will not beguile me like some flirty wench".

[badams52]

Honestly, it's great to hear all the quotes you've found. Personally, I'm too busy trying to play to read what the AIs are saying to me.