Hilarious AI Quotes

[miccofl]

Carefull badams52, that could come back to bite you on the ass.

[Naiveplayer]

One of the most hillarous quotes I saw was not in diplomacy, but was in the "Dan Quayle" screen:

I had lost a diplomatic victory and the rest of the leaders were taunting me. It was chieftain level in a mod. Joan was saying, "Go back to chieftain" and like duh! I am in chieftain

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Naiveplayer
... Go back to chieftain" and like duh! I am in chieftain

Perhaps she meant settler?

[Mad Bomber]

This is probably the funniest I have seen in Civ 3. I had whipped Hammi in war, so now I had figured that I would extort a little tribute, namely 4 of the 5 cities he possessed.

His response:

"Unacceptable, Unacceptable, unacceptable! Oooo- You make me so mad!"

Needless to say Hammi still gave me the cities, but I gave him the rope, AI's never learn

[aaglo]

I would say, that overall the best quotes come from furious AI leaders. They are all so hilarious.

[alva]

Originally posted by mrmitchell

So are you saying we can post cusswords in screenshots if we want to say them?

LMAO, or we can say them in acronym (LMAO) or in a secret code, like hilar could mean (enter cuss here)

If I'm not mistaken, one of the most frequent used swair words allready is an acronym

(yeah,yeah, the 4 letter one )

[wilbill]

Upon completion of a trade deal with the English, "I, Elizabeth, ruler of way too many places to mention, thank my good friend, Hannibal."

[Flight]

im just fucking testing. thanks

[aaglo]

Flight - your grammar is bad. Go back to school. NOW!

[Chemical Ollie]

Mao, after I refused his false blackmail:

"But of course! We were just kidding! Haha! Funny joke, eh?"

Flight, there must be something wrong with the filter. When I write ****ing, it doesn't pass.

[Flight]

does when i do it
sorry aaglo

[mrmitchell]

Okay, the cuss conversation is dead now. Back to hilarious AI quotes.

Carthage: (upon entering their territory) "I was not aware that Spain employed blind men, drunkards, and children as generals."

And, I think this has been posted before, but:
"Three words: increase your medication..."
(Also, on the conquest victory, hilarious: "Two words: wait til next time!")

[Naiveplayer]

I've seen that "Three words: increase your medication" in the diplomacy.txt but never saw it. I imagine that it would be funny.

I got this "A plate of hero cookies for you!" when I beat the game diplomatically. I thought that was funny until every leader started to say this, and "Esteemed colluge, I congraulate you on your victory!"

[lateralis]

when you decide to try and get in the good graces of a furious neighbor you've beaten into submission and give them a gift of ANYTHING, I've gotten this:

"feeling guilty are we? well thanks... i guesss"

lateralis

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by wilbill
Upon completion of a trade deal with the English, "I, Elizabeth, ruler of way too many places to mention, thank my good friend, Hannibal."

The last time I got this, it was one turn before the French sacked the last English city and took them out of the game. "Way too many places"? Riiiiight.