BANANA KING Tavern Chain

[Kuciwalker]

Hey kids! Want some free samples of *cough*banack*cough* I mean candy?

[Beta]

* Beta walks into the bar - oblivious to the many children around. He spies Meshelic and Panzer32

My friends. Please join me in celebrating my 500th post. I know this is becoming a daily occurence around here.

Meshelic - why so serious - don't let the riff raff bother you - it is a time for celebration.

Cheers! To Apolyton!

[Kuciwalker]

BetaHound - congrats! Get a custom avatar!

[Beta]

Thank-you, skywalker. I have one in the works. It will be up soon.

[Shiber]

And they stayed up all night, gazing at the fireworks display from the WLTPD parade and generally getting themselves drunk and drunker.

[Panzer32]

Congrats, BetaHound!

While we sit together congradulating each other and celebrating WLAD, why must there be violence and banack messing up our world?

[Kuciwalker]

Hey, drunk guys over there, want some banack?

[Beta]

Originally posted by Panzer32
Congrats, BetaHound!

While we sit together congradulating each other and celebrating WLAD, why must there be violence and banack messing up our world?

How true....

Thanks Panzer!

[Kuciwalker]

Banack messes up our world?

[Beta]

And there is the new avatar!! Guaranteed to strike fear into the hearts of men and cats alike.

[Kuciwalker]

lol

[Meshelic]

Meshelic sits and drinks throughout the gang war going on outside. Unworried of being caught in the gunfire, Meshelic remains inside, listening to the juke box. The local law enforcement should show up soon anyways, although with Meshelic there he outranks all of them, but most in the bar don't know that. Other than the trusted bartender, an ex-agent of the Shadow Service.

Bartender - "So how was your trip Captain?"
Meshelic - "Good." Sips on his drink
Bartender - "What happened to your friend, that other guy in the hood?"
Meshelic - ignoring the question "Can I get another drink here?"

The bartender turns around and mixes up another drink. Meshelic ponders the question. The mission. Meshelic had traveled through Russian soil towards Babylon, seeking Caesar's top military advisors who were advising the Babylonian offensive. It was his job to assassinate them. His partner, a brave ranger who had been an agent for several years, was to go by sea across the Iroquois Channel into the Confederacy of Iroquois land, and then on to Rome.

Meshelic remembers hearing of the mission going awry, overhearing senior military officials in Babylon speak of the recently captured spy who was tortured and killed in Rome. He knew who they were talking about, before Meshelic burst in the room and shot the two of them.

Continuing on to Rome itself, partially in revenge, but mostly to accomplish the nearly-failed part of the mission, Meshelic linked up with a band of Roman freedom fighters, who had been subjugated to many injustices under Caesar's rule. Setting up explosives on railroad tracks, sabotaging weapons factories, and blowing up mines and bridges, the short Meshelic-led guerilla campaign caused much disorder in Rome, although the Roman armies themselves were largely unnaffected, except for the tactical confusion of having to change their attack routes.

Meshelic returned, without having found Caesar, although certainly the guerilla campaign had ruined the movement of the Roman army, and it's ability to wage war.

Bartender - "Here you go."
Meshelic - "Thanks, how have things been since I've been gone?"
Bartender - "Rowdy. Those two guys...um Skywalker and Mr. Mayor have been battling since the day you walked out that door last. It's a regular gang warfare. Although it's great, since it gets me a lot more business when they all come back in beat up and limping to the seats, they drink more that way."

[Kuciwalker]

Hey Meshilic - want some banack for your trips?

[Mr Mayor]

(Mr Mayor sits in the private parties rooms with 15 well dressed men. 10 of them Mofia leaders and the other five Mr Mayors advisors)

Mr Mayor: This intelligence report has just come in. we have figured out that a governement agency called The Shadow Service exists.

Mofia leader 2: how do you know thier a govenment agency.

Mr Mayor: we supected this when we captured a spy deployed by them to hunt down ceaser and we turned them over to the Babylon for 600 000 lytons. We staged another dumbie capture to avoid any "legal" entanglements.

Mofia Leader 6: Entangelemnt? look outside, we just shoot about 500 men in a gang war. I dont think we need to worry about legal entangelments anymore.

(he points outside towards a bunch of corpses)

(The groupe of men brust out in laughter)

Mr Mayor: one thing is for sure, we could make big bucks through black mail if we treatin to expose them.

Mofia Leader3: But if you do that we would have the entire govenment after us. If the Federal banana of Ivestigation got after us we'ed all be finished.

Mr Mayor: granted. we wont expose them to our allies, next order of bussiness.

Mofia leader 7: Skywalkers banack sales have "sky"rockted we can no longer hold a monoply in the bussiness.

Mr Mayor: Dont worry i will take care of that myself.

Mofia leader 10: The arms dealers have made a high profit selling arms to german and roman rebels.

Treasury Advisor: sir we currently have 85 302 141 lytons in our vault.

Mr Mayor: excelent! and the percents?

Treasury Advisor: 68% legitimate money 32% illeagal funds. and the money will be laundred.

Mr Mayor: Excelent! Next on the agenda no more assasination attemps of to happen aganst skywalker, anyone disobaying this law will be assainated.

Mr Mayor: until we find out more about the shadow force and if they pose a threat you the council will stay in the underground layer. I have some more things to atendend to.

(everyone leaves the room except the Magnu forces commander and and sp ops commander.)

Sp ops commander: what of our spies in england and and zulu land

Mr mayor: send them home, we've incited enough rebelions in there to last a thousand years.

Magnu forces commander: the gang war goes well sir, and the peace treaty lived short . our boys will be killing for days.

Mr Mayor: move a demolition unit to the boreder secrectly and see to it that the banks in fraknfruit are destroyed! .... and this time remember to take the money out first....

Magnu forces commander: yes sir.


(mr mayor sits quitley in the empty room, 5 minutes later a tall black haired man entered the room wearing a tux)

agent 0027: it is done

Mr Mayor: Excelent. i have another mission for you.

Agent 0027: what are your orders?

Mr Mayor: I want you to follow Meshelic and his sub-ordinate to...where ever thier going, and come back with intel on this "shawdow service" and there operations.

Agent 0027: yes general.

(both left the room head towards the main end of the tavern)

[Kuciwalker]

*skywalker walks in*

skywalker: "Mr Mayor, I have a business proposition for you."

Mr Mayor: "Yes?"

skywalker: "I propose a partnership. You give control of the banack, bannanabis, and banacco operations to me. You control the other parts of your... business. We share the combined profits, 50-50. I can revitalize your drug operations, bringing in far more money. Are we agreed?"

*skywalker awaits an answer*