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  • #61


    Did we get banana slapped? Mmm, I'm a cajun banana!

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    • #62
      ahahaha so how does your sink taste???
      Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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      • #63
        Free banack!

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        • #64
          (Skywalker was banana shot again for yet another possesion of banack charge)

          Skywalker will you ever learn?
          Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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          • #65
            'keep
            I'll take one of those bannana crisp juices
            Arg-ha Lardgoa

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            • #66
              on banana SHock supreme Comin up!!

              (argha is shot with a banana pistole and shocked by a gaint electric cattle prod)

              Bartender:enjoy

              (2 hours later argha woke up from being hit in the head by a realy big banana and enjoyed his "crispy" banana jucie)
              Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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              • #67
                "Hey, guard!"
                "What is it?"
                "Someone is shooting people with banana pistols over there, at the tavern."
                "Alright, I'll go and have a look."
                "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                - Phantom of the Opera

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                • #68
                  (guards walk in to the tavern)

                  Arlight drops your weapons

                  (2hours later the guards woke up outside in a garbage heap steam from the crisp banana jucies rised from there bodys...... each guard had a banana sticking out of their head)

                  Mr Mayor: Thanks guys

                  Yokel 1: No probleamo boss
                  Yokel 2: Ya.... i members back in da day when we gots in troble with da law.... cource we werent members of a gang like you and dem 10yr olds and we never had dem fannnnciy banana guns either.... yep you youngins got it easy.

                  Yokel 1:yep

                  Yokel 8: yep

                  Mr Mayor: another old man!?!?

                  Yokel 8: yep
                  Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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                  • #69
                    *Panzer32 pulls up a stool and sits down, oblivious to the prior chaos felt in this very same tavern only minutes previous.

                    He says:

                    "How about joining me for a toast commemerating my 500th post?"
                    Proud Member of the ISDG Apolyton Team; Member #2 in the Apolyton Yact Club.
                    King of Trafalgar and Lord of all Isolationia in the Civ III PTW Glory of War team.
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                    May God Bless.

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                    • #70
                      and how about my new avatar...?
                      Proud Member of the ISDG Apolyton Team; Member #2 in the Apolyton Yact Club.
                      King of Trafalgar and Lord of all Isolationia in the Civ III PTW Glory of War team.
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                      May God Bless.

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                      • #71
                        Yes, Panzer32, I will join you in toasting your 500th post. Especially as it gets me one closer as well.

                        Barkeep- bottle of your best for my freind here! He has something to celebrate!

                        Congrats, Panzer32!

                        What's the new avatar going to be - a tank maybe?
                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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                        • #72
                          Ah yes - should've known. Looks gggggrrreeaaaat.

                          (is it a tiger? No, I believe its a panther)
                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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                          • #73
                            Yes, I believe it is a panther. I want to find a better one soon - I don't realy like the colours of this one...
                            Proud Member of the ISDG Apolyton Team; Member #2 in the Apolyton Yact Club.
                            King of Trafalgar and Lord of all Isolationia in the Civ III PTW Glory of War team.
                            ---------
                            May God Bless.

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                            • #74
                              Hey, you drunk ten-year-olds, want some banack?

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Panzer32
                                Yes, I believe it is a panther. I want to find a better one soon - I don't realy like the colours of this one...
                                I've got one in my driveway in beige and olive drab that you would just die for.

                                (btw - this was post number 492 or something like that. So you can return the favor soon and buy me a drink.)
                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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