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  • MIR terrorists? Terrorists from space? :P

    J/k.

    "Communist terrorists? Ah, what fun! I get to play with my new toy." Skywalker's face contorted into an evil grin. "So, Captain Aban, now that you have warned me and delivered the troops to me, you will be going, correct?"

    "Yes, sir," the Aban responded.

    "No, you will not! You will proceed to these coordinates and have your ship refitted to be like the
    Spectre. I shall build up a fleet of these Missile Frigates!" Skywalker let out a low, evil laugh.

    Aban's ship, the
    Wraith, left early next morning. Skywalker set himself to the task of figuring out how to defeat the Communist force.

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    • (Mr Mayor is on the phone)

      Mr Mayor: Staying!?!, IS HE MAD? well do what he says and hold your positions!

      (hangs up the phone)

      Well Meshelic is this the work of your govenment forces or do the commies just hate my cause?

      (Meshelic remained silent)
      Mr Mayor: very well , have it your way.
      Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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      • Skywalker knew the plan would work.

        He had dispatched the fifty best men in his force - only a twentieth of his total power. 20 of them, armed with longbows, would attack the Communist forces deeper in the Jungle. They would fire a few volleys, make some Zulu war cries, and go.

        The other thirty men were armed with rifles and would attack Ulundi, a city a few miles away from the edge of the Jungle. They would also fire a few volleys, and they would carry the red banners of the Communists.

        The attack on the Communists would look like it came from the city. The attack on the city would look like it came from the Communists. The massive Zulu armies would be torn to pieces by the Communists' rifles, but once the Zulu got into close combat, the Communists were dead. Both armies would eventually withdraw, battered and dysfunctional. And the fifty troops would have quickly and quietly slipped away.

        That night, Skywalker's troops would ambush the few remainin Communists, killing them with few or no losses.

        Then they would attack the city. Additional Zulu defenders wouldn't be there until late the next day, so his troops could get some rest and dig in before the next assault.

        Then, it would simply be a contest of wills.

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        • Mr Mayor: (on the phone) good job commander but tell skywalker that the cover up operation better be as good as the asalut plan!

          (hangs up)

          Mr Mayor: skywalker has done well, award him
          30 000$ for his efforts.

          Officer: yer my lord, and what of the communist he caputured.

          Mr Mayor: Bring them here for questioning.

          Officer: yes my lord.
          Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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          • Skywalker was on the line with Mr Mayor.

            "The operation has gone better than planned. The Banack Missiles completely incapacitated the enemy troops. However, we do not have the facilities or the bananas to produce a steady supply of the high-quality banack needed for the missiles. All other components of the missiles can be produced locally. I would like you to start shipping us the high-grade banack.

            Also, regarding the coverup operation, none was needed. No one has escaped. Even if they did escape, they would just say we were some foreign invasion force. There are no ties to you or to the rebels.

            Finally, I am going to start recruiting and training locals to join our force. I would like several shipments of rifles, and MANY shipments of ammunition. Please also send a construction crew so we can build an ammunition factory."

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            • Escape to the Shadows

              Meshelic was in rough shape. He knew it once he woke up, tied and bound, much like the agent that he had captured the day before, except now the tables had turned....on HIM.

              He remembered drifting in and out of consciousness here and there, sometimes when MrMayor, the Mofia Boss, was busy trying to interrogate him. Other times, he had seen soldiers gearing up for war, which was strange to him, they were not in any uniform of the Apolyton Army, this was a strange operation going on.


              The room he was sitting in had a single hanging light bulb in the center, although the light from it was very dim and only put out enough wattage to be able to see the blood-stained walls, probably where numerous men had been murdered.

              Struggling with his bindings, Meshelic grunted and groaned, trying to free himself but realizing the futility. His weapons, his advanced utilities for escape, espionage, terrorism, everything had been taken away. Dangerous that was, for any of the items that were on Meshelic were more advanced than the technology available to even the government. In the hands of the Mofia they could be used for huge force.

              Although Meshelic still had no idea of the operations planned in Zululand.....

              And then he remembered. A smile came to his face. Weeks ago he remembered when he sat in the Banana King Tavern and was watching and observing all the commotion. He remembered writing down on a piece of paper, instructions for a certain Shadow agent whom he was supposed to meet only the day before, had the whole situation not gone awry. Meshelic smiled, knowing that Panzer32, his comrade in the Shadows and the Labor Party, would find the message and, realizing that Meshelic was nowhere to be found, would probably come to rescue him...picking up a trail and finding him here...
              Former Supreme Military Commander of the Democratic Apolyton States, Term 8
              Former Chairman of Apolyton Labor Party

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              • The door opens, and blinding light comes into the dim darkness. The boss, MrMayor, walks in, strutting in his black suit with a type of arrogance that seems to fit his appearance when you look at him as a mob boss. Following him are two other men, who look pretty menacing.

                MrMayor - "Ah, Mr. Meshelic, I see you're awake now! I trust you've had a relaxing stay...."

                Meshelic - (says nothing)

                MrMayor - "No matter, I'm not here to talk about your living arrangments. I want to know something, and you had better answer me, or Brutus here will have a few rounds with you...."

                Meshelic looks up at Brutus, a hulking 250 lb behemoth with probably the brain of a canteloupe.

                Mr Mayor - "First, what were you doing in Abananaba Minor, in Rome? Don't you know there's a war going on? It's a really dangerous area...."

                [no answer]

                Mr. Mayor - "Brutus...."

                Brutus lands a well placed punch right on the side of Meshelic's head, nearly knocking the chair he is sitting in over, but Brutus grabs him and sits him upright. Shaking his head and barely coming tg, Meshelic finally speaks.

                Meshelic - "Name is Meshelic, Captain of the Guard, General of the Apolyton Army, Chairman of the Labor Party, Admiral of the South Seas...."

                Brutus smacks him again

                Mr.Mayor - "Brutus already knows that information. We already know who you are. Tell us something we don't know!"

                Meshelic - [bleeding from the side of the head and his lip] "I'm a government agent. But I'm on vacation! I'm not on any mission! Rome was just a visit to my cousin Frenkhelic!"

                Mr.Mayor - "Now Brutus and I both know you're lying. What are you trying to accomplish here? I want you to know Meshelic, we can kill you anytime, and it will be no skin off my teeth! Why don't you join us, you'd be a made man...."

                Meshelic - "A scraggly bunch of drug dealers, Mofia men, and wannabe secessionists? Count me out....."

                *Boom*

                Lights out for Meshelic. Mayor and Brutus get up and knock on the exit door. There is no answer. Again Mr Mayor pounds on the door violently. "You bastard let me out!"

                A muffled voice on the other end of the door responds


                Panzer32 - "Yes sir....."

                the door swings open, and a shocked Brutus and Mr.Mayor behold Panzer32, holding a really large machine gun and a small object in his other hand.

                Panzer32- "Hey guys, what's the problem?"

                Mr. Mayor - "Shoot him! He's with Mesheli--!"

                And Panzer32 tosses in a small flashbang grenade, which sets off a bright flash that instantly blinded Mr.Mayor and Brutus. Meshelic, already knocked out, was immune. The two Mofsters dropped to the ground, having tripped on eachother. Panzer32 steps above them and delivers two very well-placed blows with the butt of his machine gun, knocking the two Mofsters out cold.

                Untying Meshelic's binds, he lifts his friend up to his feet and starts walking, side by side, quickly trying to find a way out of the base.


                Panzer32 - "Damn you gained weight or something!"
                Former Supreme Military Commander of the Democratic Apolyton States, Term 8
                Former Chairman of Apolyton Labor Party

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                • Down a hall, turning right, walking down a longer hall, finding stairs, climbing up them and into another empty room, cluttered with telephones, wireless communicators, and a set of prototype radios. A voice blared on the other end.....Skywalker's.

                  "Mr Mayor? Where are you? Repeat, where are you? Answer me now damn you!"

                  Panzer32 lifted his machine gun and blasted away all the communication equipment. Sparks flew this way and that, leaving little tiny fires here and there around the equipment.

                  There was an open door that led to a set of steps leading down to ground level. As he looked outside, Panzer32 heard the generator for the base growling loudly, putting here and there and then going again. Wouldn't be a bad idea to take that out, so they have no power....

                  So Panzer32 sets Meshelic down, still uncounscious, and pulls out a small explosive, mostly used to assassinations, but just as good at espionage. Connecting a wire to another, and setting a small timer, Panzer32 runs back down to where he placed Meshelic and the two get up, running at a half-pace so Meshelic could keep up. It wasn't until they were 50 feet away that the bomb went off, and completely blew away the power generator, taking out all the lights and bringing a darkness over the base.

                  It was night time, and the two Shadow Service agents could escape into the night. There they would disappear and find a path to Ubergorsk. The Labor Party needs to know about this.
                  Former Supreme Military Commander of the Democratic Apolyton States, Term 8
                  Former Chairman of Apolyton Labor Party

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                  • (2hours later brutus and Mr Mayor wake up in the interogation room)

                    Mr Mayor: D*MN HIM D*NM THAT MAN!

                    (walking out of the room Mr Mayor orders The guard to shoot brutus)

                    (Gun fire is heard from the room behind him)

                    Mr Mayor: The shawdow sevice is now unfourtunatly for them our enemie.

                    (lights go out in the base)

                    Mr Mayor: arrrggg!!!!

                    Mr Mayor: (on the cell phone) skywalker are you there!
                    Skywalker: yes mayor
                    Mr Mayor: the base has be exposed, continue with you plan, we are relocating again, we lost Meshelic, but we have what we need.(Mr Mayor hold up the data tapes)
                    I will contact you again from the new HQ (Mr Mayor hangs up)

                    ( Mr Mayor And his senior staff enter a limo as his troops and sub-ordinates follow behind)

                    Mr Mayor: I will have my revenge ( Mr Mayor glances at the data tapes and laughs)
                    Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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                    • ( on the road towards the nearest ship yard)

                      Mr Mayor: order the destruction sequences, thewy wont retrive any information from that base!

                      (The men in the limo hear a loud boom and a bright light come from the dirrection of berlin.

                      ( on the cell phone)

                      Skywalker: we need high qualtiy banack shipments
                      Mr Mayor: and you shall have it , we have desing hand held chemical banack weapons they should arrive for your troops soon.
                      Skywalker: thanks (hangs up)

                      Mr Mayor: causualty reports?
                      General of the magnu elite: not yet, when we relocate they will be ready.

                      Mr Mayor: very well i pray they are not to high, i may want the world unified but i dont want to have too many men die in the prosses!
                      Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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                      • Meanwhile, Panzer32 bring Meshelic to the Labour Party's secret hideout in Another Glorious City. Up to this time, everyone thought that the Labour Party was soely based in Ubergorsk, but AGC it was for Meshelic; where he could recover with the great view of the nations capital across Uber straight.

                        Panzer unfortunatly could not bring all of his hi-tech weapons across on the Uber Isle Ferry, so when he got there and put Meshelic under the care of his elite Shadow Service guards to recover, Panzer started out on foot.

                        He looked for a weapons seller on the streets of AGC. He found one; and was invited into a basement to look at a stash of illegal hi-powered weapons. As soon as Panzer stepped into the basement, he could smell the pungent odour of Banack. He turned to flee, but was met by 2 men in the same uniform that Meshelic had seen earlier going to battle.

                        Man 1: Who is this?

                        Man 2: I believe it is Panzer32, unnoficial head of security for the ALP, and hoarder of great weapons!

                        Man 1: Bring him to Skywalker.. He will be very pleased!
                        Proud Member of the ISDG Apolyton Team; Member #2 in the Apolyton Yact Club.
                        King of Trafalgar and Lord of all Isolationia in the Civ III PTW Glory of War team.
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                        May God Bless.

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                        • Meshelic awoke, laying on a hammock atop a covered roof of Another Glorious City. He didn't hardly remember anything. He could hear the waves of the port gently lapping each other and nestling against the beaches, and across the bay area he could just make out the port of Ubergorsk, Sun Tzu's War Academy could be seen out in the distance.

                          Neshylyk, Meshelic's cousin and fellow agent, was standing there with him.


                          Neshylyk - "Sir, glad to see you're back. Here, have some bananaid..."

                          The two embraced briefly, and Meshelic picked up the cup of Bananaid, bringing the cool refreshing flavor of the banana drink to his lips, instantly quenching his palatte.

                          Meshelic - "What happened? Why am I here?

                          Neshylyk - "Don't you remember? Those Mofia warlords had you pent up in their base. Panzer32 came and rescued you."

                          Meshelic - [a look of deep thought on his face, like he was searching his brain for a memory] " I don't remember!"

                          Neshylyk - "We took a blood sample from you, and found trace resin of Banack, that's probably what has ruined your memory and caused such tiredness."

                          Meshelic - "I remember....." [reaching up to his head wound]

                          Neshylyk - "Yes cousin, you took quite a few blows to the head."

                          Meshelic - "PANZER32! Where is he??" [standing up quickly but the darkness began to take him, and he sat down again, trying to regain his composure]

                          Neshylyk - "He went to go retrieve some more weapons for himself and you. I don't know where he is, in the city somewhere. You shouldn't worry about him now, you need your rest...."

                          The two sat quietly for a short few moments. Other agents gathered around the Captain of the Guard. There was Neshylyk, the cousin of the Captain. Keshelic, who was in charge of intelligence under Shiber, and Absul'et, a master demolitions expert.

                          Captain Meshelic filled them in on the little information he could remember, and the other agents listened intently.

                          Keshelic, the intelligence officer, spoke up:


                          Keshelic - "I've been tracking these mobsters and their large shipments of banack. There's been an unusual amount of shipping to Zululand, and my sources tell me that the Mofia is planning to start a civil war there. Somehow or another, Shaka has no idea what is going on. Neither does anyone else, we are alone in our mission."

                          Neshylyk - "I'm planning to take a squad of myself and Absul'et to investigate. Absul'et will come in handy if we run into any trouble, and you know me, I'm careful about these things."

                          Absul'et - "Indeed, we will have to infiltrate their encampment, check out what's going on, and generally blend in until it's go-time." [patting himself on the back] "this new dynamite I've been working on not only destroys the target, but sends a magnetic wave that disables communications so they won't know what's going on."

                          Meshelic - "Good good, I'll stay here a little longer and regain my strength. By the way, how long has Panzer32 been gone? Shouldn't he be back now?
                          Former Supreme Military Commander of the Democratic Apolyton States, Term 8
                          Former Chairman of Apolyton Labor Party

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                          • (In Mr Mayors New hideout)

                            Mr Mayor: these data tapes contain the homes, ames current where abouts and serial codes of all the members of the Shawdow Service, with this they will surely all perish!

                            Our first targets are the highest ranking men and we will work our way down.

                            (thoughout the night many murrdures took place, almost all the seinor memebers of the shawdow service were eliminate. With the data The globalist destroyed nearly the enitre network of shawdow sevice. The only surviours of the mudders were shiber, Meshelic, panzer and Absul'et who were left alone.)

                            Mr Mayor: Meshelic, you pitiful human i told you i will have revenge!

                            Mr Mayor: from here on in kill any member of the shawdow force who exist except these men , I want these to live.
                            Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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                            • ANOTHER GLORIOUS CITY TRIBUNE

                              TERROR IN GLORYTOWN
                              AGC, Apolyton - Last night terror struck the populace of Another Glorious City. A string of murders took place in the dark of the night, approximately 6 bodies were found dead, either bludgeoned to death in their beds or shot in the street. Although a police investigation is underway, the chief of police refused comment. These are among the first murders ever in Another Glorious City, and the populace in it's fright have mostly remained inside their homes. Industry and Commerce have come to a sudden halt, as many workers and citizens refused to go to work, fearing for their lives. Little is known of the victims, and even less known of the killer(s).

                              Says Buddha Brown, local merchant at the Apolyton Squid Outlet: "There's no telling who's out there and what they're up to! Nobody knows if it's just one crazed madman, some serial killer, or a group of 'em! The only reason I'm at work today is because of the huge profit I'll rake in , since all my competition are too scared to go to work. I'm looking forward to the money today..." he said with a smile.

                              ----------------------

                              The Shadow Service, under attack by a gang of ruthless mobsters, have sunk into the Shadows. Sensing Mr.Mayor's desire for revenge, Meshelic ordered all his men to send their children and wives to unknown locations, hidden away from the Mofia. The Shadows themselves keep hidden away for a time in a place that only they know of, a location that has not been habitated for quite some time.

                              Meshelic himself read the AGC Tribune front page, shaking his head. So far so good. The Mofia doesn't know our ways, he thought to himself, they don't know that the people they killed were simply dummies, and the one unfortunate man killed in the street was simply a wanderer who enjoyed the same taste in clothing as the Shadow Service. It was a shame, but more people would be killed soon, and his life was not for waste. For the Shadow Service was still alive an in good health.

                              For Meshelic looked out on his solitary encampment, and eyed every member of the Shadows who had escaped murder or capture. They were all there. Neshylyk the Hidden, Keshelik the Intelligence operative, Absul'et the Destroyer, and Meshelic himself. Panzer32's whereabouts were still unknown, and Shiber himself was in the nation abroad.


                              Neshylyk - "Boss, what now?"

                              Meshelic - "We will follow according to plan. You and Absul'et shall disguise yourselves and stow away aboard a refugee train, inbound towards Ghengland. From there you will depart on a boat headed for Zululand. From there you will finish the mission."

                              Keshelic- "What am I to do, Sir?"

                              Meshelic - "I want you to stay close to ManicStarSeed, the FAM. Gather as much information regionally as you can, as well as any information regarding Roman, Babylonian and Zululand shipments of Banack. I have a feeling that our enemies are sticking very close to these shipments. We will find them if we look there."

                              Keshelic - "And what of you Sir?"

                              Meshelic - [hesitating before answering] "I will go and find Panzer32, wherever he is. He is very important to our plans, as well as our own safety. [sighing] And he saved my life, I owe him that much."

                              A silence invaded the encampment. Every agent felt it, the heaviness of the times. They were still at war with Germany and Rome, in the middle of a freaking world war. They could still hear artillery firing in the distance, far away. The rise of the Apolyton Mofia was unnerving as well. For so long the Apolyton Democratic Republic had been devoid of organized criminals, corruption had nearly been brought to a standstill. But suddenly here they were, wondering how it was all going to turn out....

                              Former Supreme Military Commander of the Democratic Apolyton States, Term 8
                              Former Chairman of Apolyton Labor Party

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                              • ( In Mr Mayor seceret bunker)

                                Mr Mayor: Commander we have no need for the mofia tarnishing the name of the cause.... have them deleted.

                                Officer: yes My Lord

                                Mr Mayor: i want to say "good bye" to the mofia leaders myself.

                                Officer: sir, ill have them delivered to the interogation room at once.

                                (10 minutes later in the interogation room the evil laughs of Mr Mayor could be herd as the screams of the mofia leaders were punished)

                                Mr Mayor: ( walking out of the room with blood stains on his tux) nice touch taking out one of there eyes commander.

                                Officer: I thought you would like that my lord.

                                Mr Mayor: what of the shawdow service?

                                Officer: Our contact within the shawdow servive is meeting with us today and he has brough a friend.

                                Mr Mayor: Prisoners

                                (later at the meeting, an odd bunch of men were together, tony, Mr Mayor friend, two old generals of the apolyton army, a banker and the leaders of the abolistionist, aro thud and godking)

                                Neshylyk: Mr Mayor!

                                Mr Mayor: its good to see you old friend.... i trust you have the real data tapes this time?


                                Neshylyk: yes and a small surprise. ( behind him is Keshelic under heavy guard.)

                                Neshylyk: would you like to do the hounours?

                                (Mr Mayor Takes out his hand gun)Mr Mayor: yes i would.

                                (one shot is fired and Keshelic lay dead on the floor)

                                Mr Mayor: the bast**d caputured 136 slaves and killed them .... i feel my friends are finally avenged.....

                                Neshylyk: the majority of the shawdow service arent like us.... they dont belive the slaves sre men like we do... but only horses to be barded....

                                Aro: that will soon change.

                                Mr Mayor: yes it will.

                                Thud: are your troops ready?

                                Mr Mayor: they will be arriving at there destination shortly.

                                Tony: its sad though, we had to trick many other organizations to thinking we were globalist and wanted to dominate the world. and we have killed so many

                                Banker: and what of skywalker?

                                Mr Mayor: he is completing his missions with glee. he dosent know what the main plot is.

                                Neshylyk: will you finish him off? he is opposed to our belifes.

                                Mr Mayor: I want to let him live, he is a good friend and we have our differences but over time he will see that freedom is the right way to go.

                                Aployton general: it is amazing, the plan.... you had them whatching your right hand, causing world chaos, while the left was prepareing for a war for freedom.

                                Mr Mayor: the uplink is established, send the order.

                                ( the men moved to the war room)

                                Mr Mayor: it may be only a few 100 slaves we free today but it will all be worth while.. in time...
                                Abolistionist officer1: the attack has commenced.

                                (at the slave encampment the troops marched into the compound and killed all the guards inside. The slaves were filled with hope as they ran from the compounds and into the convoy head back to the seceret bunker)


                                (back at the war room a large cry of victory went out from the men.

                                Neshylyk: you know what this means dont you.

                                Mr Mayor: yes.... many more battles to come .

                                Tony: why are you smiling? theres a war ahead of us.

                                Mr Mayor: because freedom never fails.
                                Moo Goes the Cow, Onk Goes the pig, Baa Goes the Sheep, War goes the Bush

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