BANANA KING Tavern Chain

[GhengisFarb™]

At Shiber's suggestion I have posted this tread EXCLUSIVELY for roleplay.

The Banana King Tavern Chain is Apolytonia's largest tavern chain with locations in BHQ, Apolytonia, Tassagrad, Termina, Gotham, and Chartres and serves the finest product from adaMada's, =OttomusCeasar's, and my Breweries.

[Nolan]

Our story begins in a land only known of in the deepest and darkest of legends, since time began it has been a place of turmoil, a battle ground for the universal forces of good and evil, chaos and order, heroes and villains. In this small world in a dimension far away from here, a war was already brewing, Lecianua and Anacona, joined in the Northern Pact, are marshalling their forces on their southern most borders, the warring nations to the south, in a rushed and fear driven effort established the Southern Truce, an alliance to try to prevent their destruction at the hands of the over-bearing Northern allies. Between the two enemy alliances lay a small independent nation, called the borderlands, this land would have to be dealt with before war, a duty Anacona took upon themselves. Meanwhile in the northern country of the Southern Truce, Camerino, the son of the Baron who held control of the small Barony of Bul'Dane arrived back after an interesting day at the tombs......

This is the story of the land I have been sent from the support Aggie in his words of the Great Bananna, would people like to hear of the story

[Panag]

hi ,

excellent , we needed this

have a nice day

[Mr Mayor]

keep talkin ..... HEY I DIDNT ORDER THIS, i wanted a Banana light!

[Kuciwalker]

Banana Whopper.

ugh! (just had a nasty thought) banana fries.

[Mr Mayor]

hahahahaha. anyway, i have to ask who has pondered the existance of the great bannana, is he/she real, does he/she care for our well being. oh my Bannana.... we have overlooked something, if there is a great bannana then there is no doubt there must be evil out there! the dark lord apple?! we may never know. He would plauge this soil with treachery and hate and war. BISMARK is under the infulence of the evil Dark Lord apple, and Ceaser! He lives in our people aswell ruining there lives, stalling city growth with riots and unrest ! ok iam done.

[Kuciwalker]

I thought the evil one's name was Ming

[Mr Mayor]

well lets call him The Dark Lord Apple! (out of roleplay) because apples go well in contrast to bannanas

[Mr Mayor]

i think...... ive had a bit to much bannana cider. i think i'm gona go watch the game, the apolyton capitals must be creaming the tassagrad bannana leafs by now!

[Shiber]

Is there an age limit on the bar anyway?
Just yesterday I saw several 10 yr. old boys drinking Banana Liqour at the bar and noone seemed to care.
I'm sorry that I have to be such a "party pooper", but it really ruins the atmosphere when I enter late at night after work and I find a bunch of teenagers on the floor telling me that I'm too pink for an elephant.
We should do something about it. Teens should only be allowed to order soft drinks such as Banana Nut Crunch Soda.

[Shiber]

How do YOU peel a banana?

[Aro]

Originally posted by Shiber
How do YOU peel a banana?

Shiber, I'll bookmark this. It's very useful!

[Meshelic]

*Roleplay in Tassagrad "Banana King Tavern"*

Whew. Wipe shoes , It's cold out there...hey bartender! Get me one of those umm...uh, well lets see. Hmm, well surprise me!

listening to the loud conversation by two yokels next to me at the bar, lighting up a rolled Banana smoke as they converse with eachother.

Yokel 1 - "...and Aggie has proclaimed himself Great Prophet of the Banana!"
Yokel 2 - "I'm not surprised, Aggie has been off his rocker for some time."
Yokel 1 - "No he hasn't! Aggie is one of our greatest heroes! He couldn't be insane..."
Yokel 2 - "Bah, maybe YOUR hero! Him and his disciples can't tell ME how to live my life..."

and on and on they go....before they realize who they're sitting next to...

Yokel 2 - "Hey, aren't you that one guy from that one party?"
Meshelic - "I don't know what you're talking about...."
Yokel 1 - "Yeah, I know who you are! You're that secret service agent guy..."
Yokel 2 - "You're right! What's your name? No, let me guess.....Malvinic? Moronik? Messagic?...."
Meshelic - "Meshelic."
Yokel 1 - "Yeah that's you! Wow, you're the Captain of the Guard right? What are you doing here?"
Meshelic -"Keeping the peace."
Yokel 1 - "Bartender! Get me another drink!"
Yokel 2 - "Bah you've had enough you drunk bastard..."
Yokel 1 - "No I haven't moron! *slap* So Meshelic, what do you think of the Prophet Aggie?"
Meshelic - "I know him. I haven't spoken with him much since he's been on his prophetic 'wanderings'..."

The bar door open again and in walks....

[Vitreous Humor]

Viterous staggered in talking and singing to imaginary beings. He flapped his arms and laughed before settling into a corner.

The other patrons in looked away in disgust and exasperation. Here was another citzen who had been foraging on the floor of the dissappearing jungles. Looking for and feeding on a rare and tiny plant. The so called 'magic bannanas'.......

Originally posted by skywalker
Banana Whopper.

ugh! (just had a nasty thought) banana fries.

We have battered bannanas (which are deep fried) in some take a way shops. Does that help?

PS They taste terrible.

[Shiber]

Originally posted by Meshelic
The bar door open again and in walks....

THIS CRAZY FELLA:


"Hi guys, how are you doing?" says the Banana guy and then reaches for his right pocket, pulls out a red apple, polishes it with his knuckles and bites into it, nectar running down his bottom lip and chin and all over his yellow suit.
"You're messing on your costume" says one of the yokels sitting next to Meshelic, while his friend stares at the Banana guy with bewilderment. "Costume?" asks the Banana guy, "What costume?".
As he finishes the last sentence, Meshelic draws out a pencil and a notepad and starts writing almost frantically. Moments later, the bartender announces: