BANANA KING Tavern Chain

[Mr Mayor]

In light of the latest events I hereby from Magnu. Men Against German Nationalist United. Co founder of Magnu is our beloved the bartender. Now the first order of bussiness is to ask all our fellow german and bismark haters to join our Union of men in Magnu. To join all you have to do is put the word Mangu in you singnature. (please note that all members in posesion of a MANGU card receives a discount of 50% off on all alcoholic Beverages at almost all BANNANA KING tavern locations. Much thanks to the bartender for this generous offer.)

This is all paid for by me. Dont ask how.


Club Dews is only 1 dead german per year.

If you Kill more than 7 germans in a year you will receive a Gold Magnu card. With a Gold Card you get 75% off all items at BANNANA KING taverns.

(how to kill a german)= (post stories on how you killed them) NOTE: stories should only be posted in BANNANA KING tavern tread locations. No links to stories acceptable! Offer expires Never


????? STILL CONFUSED ?????

PM Mr Mayor for further details!!!

[Mr Mayor]

Please post notification of membership!

[Aro]

Originally posted by Shiber

Btw, I think it was jdjdjd or Aro who first came up with the bannanabis joke.

Isn't a joke!
ThePlagueRat has a huge plantation somewhere in Uber isle. I'm innocent! I just want another banana beer, leave me alone...

[Meshelic]

Banana King Tavern

Meshelic and the Stranger both get up slowly, and begin to walk to the door.



Meshelic: [to Stranger] "We must ride now, and find Caesar. Our orders are to bring him back to Apolyton unharmed. You take the road through Iroquois land and go south towards their center. I will take the road from Moscow and travel to Babylon. We'll keep in contact."

Stranger: [to Meshelic] "How long until we regroup?"

Meshelic: "A week and two days, try to blend in and stay out of trouble, if you don't I won't be there to save you."

Meshelic takes a last look at the occupants of the bar, and swings the door closed behind him. Climbing atop his horse, agent Meshelic rides off into the night.

[GhengisFarb™]

Looks around the tavern and observes the customers.

(Whispers to the barkeep) I think we might want to be careful how much we're serving these guys. Their starting to get a little loopy..................

[Nolan]

Meshelic, I recognise your friend, sure enough we used to be in the same Swordsman division at least a couple of thousand years ago. Ask him if he still remembers our old Captain Daleth, whew that reminds me of a few stories it does

[Panag]

hi ,




have a nice one

[Panag]

hi ,

panag offers beer to all :




have a nice one

[Kuciwalker]

The bartender is your beloved? oooooooooooooh

[Panag]

hi ,


this is a good one ;








have a nice drink

[Shiber]

/me enters and scans the scene.
"Where is everybody?"
A ball of tumbleweed rolls by.

[Mr Mayor]

ya this place has gottin unpopular, maybe because there are more important matters to attend to.... but iam still here , sittin alone drinkin rum , shootin germans.
sit down and we can talk about that guy Meshelic has working for him. maybe if they now were here some people ill come back in........ heck, even the yokels are gone!

[Kuciwalker]

Wait, I think there are still a few drunk ten-year-olds in hear

[Mr Mayor]

ya luke and frankie's here , but i ordered john, stinky, matt and peter to go to the the border and shoot at some more germans.

[Mr Mayor]

a little disscusion

I was just wonderin what everyone thinks of the idea of mayor's in city's who report to their reigonal advisors and have "certain powers" over their city's, for instance where labourers work and what is being built, ofcource the orders would need to be reviewed by the reigonal advisor and aproved. Mayors could be told to act in a war time state or normal state. I know thats what a city gov is for but it would make the game I MEAN the country of apolyton a little fun for people who didnt want to go for a higher seat of power right away. Anyone else got ideas on what "mayors" could do?