New quotes for the new server please.

[Jamski]

Just this once, I want to play a hero whose family and loved ones have not been destroyed and/or who has not forgotten his past. Maybe my hero can have a nagging wife, and she occasionally tracks me down just to ***** at me and make me mow the lawn.

-- Loinburger, on cliches in games.

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Hope you don't mind Lionbugger ?

-Jam

[Urban Ranger]

Sex is like bridge. If you cannot find a good partner, it helps to have a good hand.

-- Jack Tramiel
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[Dauphin]

These quotes are well-known to you because you spam frequently enough to have gone through the database several times.

   -- Big Crunch

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[Dauphin]

Found the thread I was after

BIG CRUNCH: 
How do you confuse an Israeli?

Purple

UBERKRUX:
I dont understand the purple thing. *confused*

BIG CRUNCH:
Replace "an Israeli" with "UberKrux".

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I'm going to start a petition to "[b]B[/b]an the [b]I[/b]nstigators of [b]M[/b]ockery on the [b]B[/b]londes in [b]O[/b]ur [b]S[/b]ociety".

  -- Big Crunch

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[Panag]

hi ,

ones a partnership exists , its not a simple matter to disolve it 

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have a nice day

[Elok]

code:
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The trouble with trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you quite often succeed.
---C.S. Lewis

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Hope that's in the right format. It's from my sig, obviously. Incidentally, who came up with the current quotes on the list? I just posted and got the quote, "$3,000,000,000," or something like that. Who on earth put that one there?

[Jamski]

Blame Marko

-Jam

[Ben Kenobi]

Yes, how dare I get upset for a 1100% interest charge. I am indeed a terrible human being.

**** off. And wrap around my ass.

-Loinburger
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[Static Universe]

It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.
 -- Confucius
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[Panag]

Originally posted by Elok
code:
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The trouble with trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you quite often succeed.
---C.S. Lewis

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Hope that's in the right format. It's from my sig, obviously. Incidentally, who came up with the current quotes on the list? I just posted and got the quote, "$3,000,000,000," or something like that. Who on earth put that one there?

hi ,

aboce each post , top left , click the button "reply with quote to see the exact form , ....

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just write this [code] insert message [/Cope] replace "P" with "d" dont forget the "%"

have a nice day

[Panag]

hi ,

yes , we never say no 

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have a nice day

[Straybow]

Elok, should it not be:

"The trouble about trying to make yourself [appear or seem] stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."

I can't find the source…

[Straybow]

St. Leo, I don't know if the group of historic date parodies you listed should be attributed, or are they your own work?

Anyway, they got me thinking along similar lines:

A.D. 1517: Justice Department under King Henry VIII files suit against the Vatican for anti-competitive practices. Martin Luther's Rainbow Coalition alleges "glass ceiling" denies access to the Deity by the faithful.
— Straybow
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A.D. 1776: Congress installs Linux, proclaims independence of American colonies from King George III's aggressive licensing structure.
— Straybow
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[Panag]

hi ,

THE FALLEN SOLDIER
by Patricia Krull

Don't weep for me
O' land of the free,
When it was my time to fall
'Twas for my country's call
'Twas for the land that I loved
That I gave my all,
And for the land that I loved
I did freely give,
And in her freedom and her
courage
I'll continue to live.

Dedicated to the brave men who
gave their lives in Somalia.
10/93

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have a nice day and dont forget the man and woman who fight in the corners of the world to guard and protect us , to give us freedom !

[alva]

Just curious, what is reason for the " % " to be included.