New quotes for the new server please.

[Jamski]

OK, we've lost a lot of the old quotes apparently, so please make a suggestions list and maybe Marko will take notice.

Put any old ones you remember with love, and any new ones you think should be remembered with love.

-Jam

edit by markg:
quotes should be in this form

quote without " or '
  -- source (if there is one)
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[Chilean Presidentâ„¢]

New One:

"The post you just submited is a free ticket to Mingapulco. Edit it before I read it".
-Ming


Old One:

don't remember clearly but it was something like "Cleopatra's secrets inside".

[Spiffor]

This one is my all-time favorite :

Originally posted by panag
hi ,

can you go somewhere else to post your BS , thanks

have a nice day

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=1618545#post1618545

[Kuciwalker]

"If trout-slapping was illegal, only criminals would trout-slap. - Aggie" (my sig)

[Alex]

I'd like to see more quotes from SMAC. I remember that when Markos first asked for quotes, some people suggested SMAC as a good source, but only a few of them were actually implemented.

[alva]

I remember from the last 'quotes' thread, Mark asked to use the "code" tags.

[Jamski]

True - it makes it quicker for Marko to actually use them (should they be found suitable)

-Jam

[Kuciwalker]

How so?

[Jamski]

The Code and PHP Tags

If you want to post some programming source code, or perhaps some ASCII art, which would require a non-proportional font, you can use the [code] tag to achieve this. For example:

[example deleted, although it was kinda amusing to make everyone read a pop-up]

This would produce:

$myvar = "Please post all quotes using the code tags";
for ($i=0; $i<10; $i++) {
echo $myvar."\n";
}

Hope that makes it all clear

-Jam

[Chilean Presidentâ„¢]

coooooooooool
can I do it?

[Jamski]

Hehehehe - now I've started something Its all there for the learning.

-Jam

[Kuciwalker]

How'd you get the box to pop up? It doesn't work for me

$myvar = "Skywalker is Great!";
for ($i=0; $i<10; $i++) {
echo $myvar."\n";
} 

[Jamski]

Try again

-Jam

[Chilean Presidentâ„¢]

EDITED: Now that I have the knowledge I let this thread free of me

[Kuciwalker]

pleeeeeeease?