One sentence IC story

[Jamski]

The cat opened the bible and showed it to Jamski, Mrs Jamski and the (now non-dancing, but still Finnish, and rather well sauted) squid, pointing out that in the Book of Revelation, one of the seven plagues could, in fact, be interpreted as a plague of Haikus.

-Jam

[Vander]

But it wasn't.

[Snowflake]

Hearing disagreement, the cat became angry and slowly exposed his ferocious teeth.

[Jamski]

"Are you doubting the holy words of GOD?" demanded the cat, snarling at Jamski and the Squid.

-Jam

[Vev]

The squid starts to congeal.

[Jamski]

Quickly the Jamski, Mrs Jamski and the cat call a priest for the squid, hoping to save the dying sea-creature's immortal soul.

-Jam

[Vev]

A dark aura surrounds the squid the cat ran and hid behind Mrs Jamski to dodge shadowy tendrils.

[Vander]

Seeking solitude, the cat ran up Mrs. Jamski's skirt.

[Jamski]

Mrs Jamski was glad of the extra warmth at night.

-Jam

[Vev]

So too is the cat.

[Vander]

And all was well, until the next day...

[Vev]

When a dark infernal shroud fully infused with the congealed squid making come back to life again with fiery unholy red eyes.

[Snowflake]

The cat talked frantically, "Look behind you! I'm not kidding! Really, look behind you. Trust me."

[Kody]

Kody wonders why Vev keeps looking at him.

[Vev]

Jamski then said, "Wow, we didn't know we had a talking cat that is just amazing."