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  • #61
    "Get off me your bastard!" Said Mrs. Jamski.
    Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

    Grapefruit Garden

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    • #62
      Jamski got off her, not realising that she was talking to the cat, which was licking squid-juice off her ankles.

      -Jam
      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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      • #63
        The squid now does its whole collection of 80's break dancing and starts off with the 'robot'.
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        • #64
          The squid now also makes use of it's multiple extremities by making xenodoughnuts for Comrade Octavian's evil plans for the domination of Planet.
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          • #65
            The squid is also a Comrade Claire Forlani fan and made xenodoughnuts shaped like her.
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            • #66
              The squid then tells vev to start a turn chat with Kody, because Kody wants to go to bed tonight with the turn finished.

              Kody

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              • #67
                Unfortunately the squid did not have MSN installed and no message was sent to Comrade Vev.
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                • #68
                  The squid then sends an email that say "putty ssh remote.itee.uq.edu.au"

                  Kody

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                  • #69
                    The squid is very busy dancing and making doughnuts and missed the email.
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                    • #70
                      Comrade Kody then shot the squid for not letting him go to bed with the turn.
                      Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                      Grapefruit Garden

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                      • #71
                        One of the squid's limbs heroically intercepted the bullet and the squid managed to grit through its teeth, "But Kody did get the turn".
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                        • #72
                          Comrade Kody repeatedly shot at the squid while saying: "You simply cannot be spared, unless you make sure I go to bed with the turn in the next 20 days. "
                          Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                          Grapefruit Garden

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                          • #73
                            The squid, being a squid, was naturally bullet proof.

                            -Jam
                            1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                            That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                            Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                            Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                            • #74
                              Thankfully, it had used, "Squid Brand anti- Bullet Spray" that morning.
                              She cheats her lover of his due
                              but still contrives to keep him tied
                              by first deciding to refuse
                              and then refusing to decide

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                              • #75
                                Which you too, gentle reader, can get by sending a cheque or postal order to Jamski Industries for only $136,87 and ensure that YOUR squid is properly protected against all attacks.

                                -Jam
                                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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