One sentence IC story

[Kody]

"Oh the humanity," cried Mrs Jamski. I will never get that ceiling painted.

[Vev]

With military precision, anyone that didn't leave the house in two minutes was conscripted to paint the ceilings.

[Snowflake]

Atlas, Jamski was with himself again, sitting in front of his large desk, paint roller in his hand.

[Vev]

Although the mound of Claire Forlani Xenodoughnuts casts a siren-like alluring scent.

[Snowflake]

Secretly sighed to himself, Jamski walked toward the ladder with a strange feeling that he has forgotten something.

[Octavian X]

Then, while nobody was paying attention, Comrade Octavian X ate a xenodoughnut.

[Vev]

The cat continues to plot and scheme inside the ceramic boiler.

[Vander]

The atomic cat food was causing mutations in the cat (accelerated by the heat of the boiler); he now plotted with greater intelligence.

[Snowflake]

Jamski almost fell from the ladder when he was startled by a cat's voice: "Jamski, you'll never finish the ceiling paiting the way you are doing it now."

[Jamski]

The cat, as always, was right in its assumptions which it had shared with Comrade Jamski as he stood, painting the ceiling, on a ladder which wasn't really needed as the ceiling was only 6 feet and 1 inch high which was really quite easy to reach with an outstretched had without the assistance of the ladder which was the reason for the large bump now appearing on the back of Jamski's head as the inevitable result of straightening his back too suddenly, startled as he was by the voice of his cat calling to him from insde the large and dangerous-looking ceramic boiler in the corner of the, as yet still unpainted, living-room, leading to the forceful collision between his head and the equally unpainted ceiling only inches above it with a solid thumping sound, reminicent of a millitary bass drum struck soundly in the centre of its taut drumhead with a large, heavy and well felt-padded beater, and this was the noise that echoed though Jamski's head forming a curious, and unusually painful, counterpoint to the sound of the talking cat and his own bellow of surprised pain, both from the collision, and from the realisation that not only coud the cat talk, but he told the truth too, and the realisation that he would never be finished with that ceiling hurt almost as badly as the concussion and the ringing in his ears.

-Jam

[Vev]

"Such unfilled potential," angsted the cat.

[Snowflake]

I'm sorry, OCC: Jamski you've done once again what nobody had ever done before. I'm gonna faint ...
/me faints

[Vev]

The cat, after picking it teeth with it claws, leapt from the boiler and stalked up to the collasped HongHu before poking her with its paw on her hand.

[Snowflake]

"What a strange dream that was ..." HongHu slowly openned her eyes and immediately jumped up, "Wow! Who brought me to this magnificant castle!"

[Vev]

Irresistable aroma of bacon wafted into the room and Mr/s Jamski said, "Breakfast is ready, come get it before they are gone."