One sentence IC story

[Snowflake]

The honest priest was very puzzled: "What did you think I could do here?"

[Vander]

However, all the lovely madam could find was a nearsighted Rabbi.

[Vev]

But this is no ordinary Rabbi as he bears the blessed symbol of Immaculate House Cleanliness.

[Snowflake]

So the honest priest and the nearsighted Rabbi started to clean the house.

[Jamski]

The clerical duo combined their prayers in a holy war against the forces of evil filling Jamski's house, which was pretty spectacular to watch.

-Jam

[Vander]

The evil forces, fearing defeat, called Satan and got this reply: "Satan help line: What the hell have you gotten yourself into?"

[Vev]

And lo, there was an answer as Catty's eye glowed orange and spoke a tongue unheard by most of humanity, save really whacked out ones, "Let them come."

[Jamski]

So the forces of darkness gathered at the Jamski residence, Mrs Jamski worried that there wouldn't be enough tea-cups, Jamski hid under the bed, the Rabbi got the REALLY big candles out, and the poor reverend washed the cat in holy water, saying,
"Let Jesus clean you, let Jesus clean you" over and over.

-Jam

[Vander]

And thus the evils that filled the cat (caused by the furnace and atomic catfood) left the feline; leaving it a normal, although purring rather too much, housecat.

[Kody]

When the forces of darkness arrived, they hanged up their coats, grabbed some biscuits, then got out their pens and paper and began their game of 4th edition D&D.

[Jamski]

"Wow" said Jamski, impressed that the forces of hell had access to future D&D editions "I haven't even got my head round 3.5 yet"

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Immediately Jamski joined the evil forces, for the temptation was simply too great.

[Vev]

The poor reverend, although cleansed the cat, was left with a pretty network of bleeding scratch wounds infected with traces of evil that still on the cat before it was cleansed.

[Vander]

Capible of hearing the opening of the Dugeon Master's Guide from thousands of miles away, Vander rushes in and joins the evil to play D & D.

[Vev]

Those REALLY big candles are no ordinary candles, for they are blessed candles with cast iron core heavy enough to knock the living daylights out off any evil-doers.