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  • And everything that the tentacles touched started to become partially decaying under the light.
    Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

    Grapefruit Garden

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    • This included the fresh painting from Signor Michelangelo, but to Jamski's annoyance, so he tryed to phone for a preist again.

      -Jam
      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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      • But the telephone line was crossed by a freak accident and Madame Forlani's House of Discipline was contacted instead.
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        Alpha Centauri Democracy Game

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        • (In Russian Accent) "Welkome to Klair Forlani's House of Disiplinink. How may we be abusink you?"
          She cheats her lover of his due
          but still contrives to keep him tied
          by first deciding to refuse
          and then refusing to decide

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          • A string of music suddenly exploded in Jamski's head as he felt that the heaven had finally descended.
            Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

            Grapefruit Garden

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            • A cresendo of ten thousand cats wailings in harmonious joyious synchony accompanied the music.
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              Alpha Centauri Democracy Game

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              • Jamski fainted with pleasure at the glorious harmonies.

                -Jam
                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                • Encouraged by Jamski's delight, the cats wailed harder, but suddenly there was a hush as a solo cat wailed in the moonlit night singing about their existence in life and the joy of acceptence by Jamski.
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                  Alpha Centauri Democracy Game

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                  • Moved by the beautiful tune Mrs Jamski came out to see who was singing and she was not dissappointed for she found that the solo cat had a face of Comrade Vev.
                    Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                    Grapefruit Garden

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                    • The poor mutant Vev/Cat hybrid was too genetically unstable to live and halfway though a beautiful rendition of the love duet (singing both parts) from the second act of Richard Wagner's Tristan und Isolde it suddenly contracted an insanely fast speading cancer which killed it in seconds, and made a mess of the carpet.

                      -Jam
                      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                      • Now Mrs. Jamski had ANOTHER task for Jam to do: The carpet.
                        She cheats her lover of his due
                        but still contrives to keep him tied
                        by first deciding to refuse
                        and then refusing to decide

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                        • At the first trace of Mrs Jamski's voice Jamski recovered from his unconciousness immediately and have forgotten about all the pleasures of the glorious harmonies.
                          Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                          Grapefruit Garden

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                          • Because her voice was even more celestially glorious than that of the cancer-ridden dead Vev/cat creature.

                            -Jam
                            1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                            That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                            Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                            Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                            • Great, the ugly mess on the carpet starts to ooze slowly towards the kitchen.
                              Promoter of Public Morale
                              Alpha Centauri Democracy Game

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                              • Mrs Jamski, realising that she can't trust either Jamski to do anything right, or anything to stay dead in the house, goes and gets a priest herself.

                                -Jam
                                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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