One sentence IC story

[Snowflake]

Mrs. Jamski looked at Jamski disprovingly: "Jamski, are you that old already? Have you already forgotten who taught you how to paint the ceiling?"

[Haon]

The Ceiling at this pont was starting to have its paint crumble off.

[Vev]

Ceilings of the world unite and combat Jamski's corrupted ceiling paint and overthrow the tyrannical peeling regime .

[Jamski]

Jamski looked accusingly at the cat, and then slowly... turned...around...

-Jam

[Vev]

A horde of ceilings converged at Jamski's house ready to rip apart the paint, but beneath it the squid draws in more dark powers.

[Jamski]

Jamski saw the undead squid-lich and the horde of evil possessed ceilings, and immediatly phoned for an emergency priest, requesting AT LEAST a bishop for this level of emergency.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

But the bishop refused to come in, sighting the dark clouds surrounding the ceiling of the Jamski Residence.

[Vev]

In a time of crisis, in a time of great need, who are you going to call - GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Vander]

"There's something strange; in the neighbor hood."

[Vev]

"Rrrriii-ah rrrriii-ah rrrriii-ah!"

[Jamski]

But Ghostbusters were far to expensive so Jamski called Spookgrabbers instead.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

And the Sppkgrabbers grabbed lots of spooks to go in with them.

[Vev]

However the spooks unions have filed harrasment charges againsts spooksgrabber.

[Jamski]

It was a black day indeed for Jamski, as he had a house now filled with amature ghost-hunters, harrased spooks and their lawyers, an undead fricasseed finnish dancing squid, a talking cat and Mrs Jamski, who realised that due to the many distractions he still hadn't painted all the ceilings.

-Jam

[Vander]

It was this final fact that forced Jamksi to start the most wild rolling about included with frothing of the mouth; forceing the men in white coats to come and pick up the ever- painting Jamski.