One sentence IC story

[Vev]

"I can see dead squids" said the cat at the same time as it detected another possible ambiguity from Jamski's reply.

[Jamski]

Luckily Bruce Willis was able to help the dead squid complete its unfinished business on earth.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

He danced and kicked like an undead squid with Jamski and Comrade Vev until all the Finnish Giant Squid Damcing Machine repellent spray evaporated into the air.

[Vev]

"And descenth from the heaven are the angelic cherubs, who blessesth the House of Jamski and behold the spirit of Michelangelo appeared and in his eternal servitude to the great lord whipped himself into a frenzy and covered the ceilings with divine works of art rivalling to that of the Sistine Chapel."

[Vander]

And on the seventh day, jamski rested."

[Jamski]

But by the evening of the seventh day Mrs Jamski was getting ratty because Michelanglo was drinking all the milk.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Aiming to please, the modest Michelanglo hurried out and led a cow back into the house.

[Jamski]

Michelangelo may have aimed to please, but unsurprisingly Mrs Jamski didn't take kindly to having a cow in the house.

-Jam

[Vev]

The cow is rather messy and has is an alcoholic and rummaged through house looking for hard liquer.

[Snowflake]

Appearently the cow had already finished off all liquers in the house for he couldn't find any, so he just wandered around drunkenly, murmuring: "has is an alcoholic, has is an alcoholic, has is an alcoholic ..."

[Vander]

The cat, being an english major at the College of Art and Tears, was extremely peeved by the cow's lack of proper grammar.

[Jamski]

And so it was that the cow quickly became "beef-flavor Whiskas"

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Michelanglo was heart broken and refused to continue painting the ceilings for the evil Jamski.

[Jamski]

Which pleased Mrs Jamski, since he was always making "eyes" at her and talking Italian

-Jam

[Vev]

And so the House of Jamski is touched by the light and even the undead lich-squid was filled with holy goodness and embraced everyone with its partially decaying tentacles.