PRAVDA

[Micha]

Hey Vev, could you please update your PRAVDA link list at "the planetary archieves"?

PRAVDA #4 : http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...threadid=86923
PRAVDA #7 : http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...threadid=88969
PRAVDA #8 : http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...threadid=89356
PRAVDA #13:http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...threadid=92755

the links you used lead to the initial posts, whereas all other pravda links lead to the whole threads...

Just a minor thing, though

[Jamski]

What is it with Japanese school girls uniforms? They are far inferior to Dirndl

-Jam

[Micha]

Jamski´s right!

Possibly the glorious Chairman hasn´t experienced the "Dirndl" style yet

[Octavian X]

Freaks...

[Jamski]

We must find pictures for OctavianX

Dirndl fans unite!!!!!!!!!

-Jam

[Vev]

I vote for a change to Drindl!

[Vev]

I think I have some around from Micha's searches.

[Rokossovky]

Booga Booga Booga!!

- Rokossovky

[Kody]

We've got ourselves all dressed up now for some articles on it.
For those that are confused. This turn we're dressed up as the Order of St Benedict.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99239

[Vander]

Figure it's about time for some new articles....

First some ideas:
I think that the antagonists of any articles written needs to be one of the computer teams. We can not say that "Hive Police find University Spy!" in PRAVDA (unless we do ) It'd be bad for the ol' international reputation.
Second, it might be a good idea to have chaotic and subtle references to the other factions in PRAVDA. There has to be members of the other factions that will read PRAVDA with the thoughts that they can figure out what we are doing by reading it. So we should write these articles to confuse those readers, keep them on their toes.

FOREIGN PROPAGANDA FOUND!
Antention citizens of the Glorious Hive! It was discovred yesterday that there is an evil and corrupting influence in the bowels of the Hive! Beware!! Should you find suspisious material, DO NOT READ IT! Bring to your local police Kommisar at once!
How will you recognoze it?
- It may be titled as The Word of God
- It may make references to a higher power other than the glorious chairman
- It has a symbol not unlike that of a crucifix somewhere on it.

BEWARE citizen! The "absolute truths" contained in are nothing but! This propaganda will pull you away from the glorious Hive; you will succumb to the corruption of democracy and reject all that is good for mankind on planet!

POLICE KOMMISARS: It is thought that this propaganda is coming from Sister Miriam, formerly of the Unity. It appears that she has survived the landing and has built a fanatical following around herself. Should you hear anyone speaking of Miriam or her followers/ message, bring them to iterrogation immediately.

TRY NEW HI-V! THE DRINK FOR THE HIVE!
Hey you! Have you tried Hi- V, the newest drink from Hive Beverage Node 1161? Well you bettr have, or else you will be destroyed! Hi-V has every essential vitamin and nutrient that you need, and some you don't! If that doesn't convice you, then listen to these testamonials:
"I love Hi-V! It is all I need to work the 16 hour day that the glorious chairman humbly requests us to do." - Anika, 23, Hive Housing Division 7345-1
"I love it. It is the best! And because there is nothing else to drink, it is the obvious winner!" - Tomathis, 17, Hive Machine Shop 114-AB
"I could drink Hi-V for the rest of my days! What? I only get 12 more cans? But you said I would have a lifetime supply..." Mikael, 41 Hive Drone Camp 9A, Block 12

So there you go comrades! Drink Hi-V like all the other members of the glorious Hive! Be one with us! And remember, the nail that sticks out gets hammered back into place...

[Jamski]

Was Hi-V supposed to be so much like HIV i.e. AIDS?

-Jam

[Vander]

We've had a drink over here called Hi-C, but the HIV inntonation is not bad either.

So does anyone have any more ideas to post? I say we get eight or so articles and then get another PRAVDA out. Let's liven up the place.

[Vev]

Give me a word (make it general) that I could use for a topic.

[Vander]

How about an advertisement for a new model of former/ speeder/ foil?
Or try to make some 'light' fun of one of the other factions. Nothing that will cause a damper on relations, but something that is cute and funny.

[Octavian X]

Cheese. Make an article about cheese...