PRAVDA

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Jamski
It stops 'poly getting overloaded, so do it now !

-Jam

Are you sure this will solve the poly overload problem?

[Vev]

Rebel Forces Subdued!

Pravda office recently subdued a rebel breakaway thread calling themselves "The Sons of Pravda". Hive authority will not allow for such insubordination and armed Crimson Guard spammers soon overwhelmed the poor equipped rebels. Even the rebel's small furry allies were of no help as they were quickly crushed and incinerated alongside with rebels. The leader of the rebel faction was forced to undergo re-education to be made example of and to show there could be only one Pravda.

[Kody]

Rumors of a secret project called "The Seer Paradigm" have been circulating around the Hive. So far officials have denied any knowledge.

In other news a recent riot in Googliegrad was averted as demonstrators on their way to the rally site were waylaid by free xenorum being given out by police.

[Vev]

Speculation by over-imaginative citizens (some whom would be visiting "Enlightenment" Room 103) over what could "The Seer Paradigm" ranges from an experimental psycho-hallucingenic chemical experiment to creating a portal to a parallel dimensional. Anyway Pravda does not recommend such fanciful ideas unless you want to enjoy an unexpected holiday.

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THIS IS CHANNEL FREEDOM INTERRUPTING
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"The Seer Paradigm is nothing but an oppressive project to enslave and suppressive free will. Millions of innocent victims will be secretly monitored and mind controlled.

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CHANNEL FREEDOM OUT
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[Vev]

The Hive Tenets

The Hive embraces all, allowing us to achieve our full potential. There is no hunger, poverty, war, discrimination amongst the Hivers.

Food is abudant in the Hive as the health and wellbeing of its citizen must be maintained. (at bare minimum levels)The Hive knows a healthly body and mind works at its best. All Hivers receives their share of food and nothing is wasted to feed everyone.(Mmmh yummy nutricious recycled food)

When all a person's fundamentals needs are provided for and the slaverly to wasteful unnecessary worldly possessions removed, no longer are we fettered by the crippling cycle of poverty.(no we are chained to the machinery of the Hive industry instead)

War is terrible and inefficient. The Hive seeks not to resolve their differences through such barbaric means, rather we present our living utopia for all others to admire and to follow our footsteps and join us in our fold.(Hah! Tell me those Crismon Guards are just your friendly neighbourhood watchers)

Equality amongst all Hivers is a fundamental aspect of our lives. All are treated equally and thus without discrimination.(You mean equally bad) The burden of one is the burden of all. For all shall work as one.(Yeah, all work the same as one person)


Yeah right.

I digress! The Hive brought brought the best in me and thus perfection one only can imagine. I would also like to thank me pet mindworm for reminding me to donate some of my worldly possessions to the CCC

Stone him!

Eek! Ouch!

Yay!

[Kody]

Life in the Hive - Kody's Reflections

People may not believe this, but before I joined the hive I was a well balanced individual. I used to think before I said anything, be careful I didn't offend people, and I didn't have a nervestapling addicition. That all changed quickly after an extended stay at the Hive.

Quite simply the Hive can bring out your inner child. There are several childish games that occur within the hive many of which depend on your ability to respond before thinking, and have the end result of generating jokes that are so bad that they're funny. This does wonders in stripping away your adult preconceptions on how you should behave, and replaces them with a pure need to have fun.

An unfortunate side effect is non-Hivers believe that the Hive is utterly insane and undependable, as whenever the hive numerous activities spill into the main broadcast channels the other factions are shocked by the immaturity of hive members. I will refute those accusations because .... well the reasons that prove these accusations wrong are just too numerous to list.

The members of the hive have over the years become a tightly knit group. With so much interaction occuring between members on a daily basis, the Hive members understand and respect each other. If the need arises the entire hive willingly pitches in to help one of their members (Admitedly the concentration span of the members is pretty short).

The choosen mode of personal expression in the Hive is mainly in the stories that are written. Some of these stories even have deep meanings on aspects of life, like HongHu's "A thousand and one days" which spoke about how certain things that seemed good could destory the wonderful things that are already around you.

They call us spammers, but when I think about we're not really concerned about getting some lousy +1. Instead the reality is the hive is a place where we know that for all our quirks and silliness we'll be accepted. So we don't care about what others think. We'll wave our plastic swords and shout in our loudest voices because it's fun and we don't need to guard ourselves against rejection like others do.

[Vev]

At this rate, we would be posting "Pravda Lite - The Truth that is 99% Fact Free".

[Kody]

In other news:
Hive predicted to hit the top of the power graph... soon.

[Kody]

In other news:
Hive attempts to negotiate for the release of Claire from her captivity with the pirates.

[Kody]

A new face for the Hive

Recent recruitment drives at the Hive have been extremely disappointing. In fact many of the prospective candiates have instead defected to other factions. When a promising new candiate defected to the University a massive research project was undertaken to assert what was causing people to turn from the Hive and join other factions.

The analysts have recently come up with an answer. It is believed that the people feel unworthy of joining such an powerful and influential faction. Recommendations were made that the Hive should portray itself as humble and weak in the eyes of prospective members.

Consequently, the all mightly hive that is going to win the battle for Chiron is now officially a humble and weak faction. Through our humbleness we should attract many new members thus showing the other factions we are the best and most powerful faction on Chiron.

[Kody]

The results of the 10 child policy

Two decades since the implementation of the 10 child policy, the Hive's plans have come to fruitation. Massive numbers of eager new workers are expected to join the work force in year 2136. A special thanks goes to Jamski who is now the proud father of 15 talents, 243 successful workers and 37 drones. Jamski has worked tirelessly night after night to ensure the growth of the Hive's work force.

[Kody]

Information Leak

Voltiare has declared there was no rumored information leak in the top levels of the Hive government. Reportedly a top secret government file on foreign faction observations was broadcast allowing other factions to intercept and read some of the top secret diplomatic documents from the Hive.

While the Hive has no recollection of this occuring. The CyCon claim the information revealed was damaging to their diplomatic standing and have laid threats of releasing their gorilla to wreak havoc on the Hive.

Recent transmissions that appeared to be on the university wavelength contained laughing.

[Kody]

Tassadar observations

The CyCon have the Hive's deepest sympathies.

[Kody]

The First Chiron Debating Contest

T'was a dark and stormy night and there was movement around the station.
Two bored minds discussed to bring ACDG back to attention.
"How about we have free mud wrestling for all to see?"
"Too messy and if Ming comes along, who knows where we will be?"
"What we need is an event to promote Chironian culture now"
"That is a big ask, what should we do and how?"
So they mulled about and had a good thought.
Finally they found what they had sought.
"We shall have an inter-factional debate!"
"Truly that was what was missing of late."
And so they searched for partcipants and judges.
Created guidelines that has a lot of fudges.
Interests were a brewing and people were posting.
"Wow I didn't expect that much response when I began hosting."
The days ahead looks promising and bright.
Hopefully, just hopefully, everything be alright.

[Kody]

A party

There are reports of Hive officials heading to a party. It is uncertain what the party is celerbating. However, it is supposably a big event. One of the rover teams apparently killed some mindworms and collected their husks for appetisers.