PRAVDA

[Jamski]

Jamski is sorry -
While leaves turn a dried-out brown
He's too hot to type.

-Jam

[Vev]

Sweat drips in hot room
Summer cast baleful sunshine
Cold refreshing Coke

[Vev]

[Jamski]

Although its simple
Many people find the art
To be quite charming.

The other factions
Can only marvel at you
I think its funny.

-Jam

[Vev]

Capitalist Treason!

A promising member of the Hive Party, who shall remain nameless, was embroiled in a scandal caught selling out base names for credits. Kody was discoverd red-handed during a survellience operation where another unnamed individual requested the next base to be named after him, Googliegrad. A sum of 100 credits was promised in exchange for the new city name.

Charges are pending and the deal has not be revoked as the city is to be named Googliegrad. Hive officials fear that disaster may befall the hive if the name is revoked. Threats of righteous hellfire from Miriam was more than enough to convince Hive officials. Kody is currently serving detention under the strict discipline of Comrade Claire Forlani.

[Snowflake]

God’s Fury

Followed by the official announcement of the elimination of SASS, overjoyed Hivers all went out and celebrate. After many bottles of xeno-rice wines and many loads of xenodoughnuts, a certain comrade whose head was turning ecstatically chanted the following love song:

“WE LOVE JAMSKI!!!!!
HE IS OUR ETERNAL FATHER!!!
WE SHALL SERVE HIM TO DEATH DO US PART!!!
HE IS VERY GLORIOUS!!
WE SHALL MAKE HIM A GOD!!!
WE LOVE HIM AND HE LOVES US SO!!!”

Stunned Comrade Vev rushed out to drag the certain comrade into the enlightment center. But alas, all is too late. All Hivers heard the God’s infuriated voice up in the sky:

“Blasphemy!!!

May my servant Miriam and my avenging Angels strike the Hive down and reduce it to ashes!!!”

Horrified Hivers knelt down on their knees and begged for forgiveness. Displeased GooglieGod did not decide to let the ignorant Hive easily go off the hook for their promised sacrifices. In stead, a spell is cast on to the two comrades involved most closely in the incident. Ever since that moment, Deputy Chairman and Commissionar Comrade Vev have been granted an inexorable enthusiasm to speak. In addition, they have not been able to open their mouth without producing silly Haikus.

As the insaneness spread over each thread in the Hive private forum, any meaningful discussion is buried in tons of childish Haikus. Although some comrades believe that this madness is only temporary and will automatically cure itself when the morning comes, Hive official had already held numerous emergency meetings trying to find what sacrifice should be served to GooglieGod so that the spread of insanity could come to a stop.

As for the initial incident causer, Comrade Tass, nobody has dared to guess what fate is awaited for him.

[Vev]

Coming soon!

Pravda will be presenting a Haiku special edition. Based upon tireless spamming works of Jamski and Vev we now present to you their latest inspirational works. Don't miss this once in a lifetime oppotunity, reserve a copy now!

[Googlie]

LOL you guys (and gals) - you're having just too much fun. The other factions don't know what they are missing

G

[Kody]

We figured that after stalking the other factions.

As well as finding out what alliances they're making by analysing when and how often they post. We also have noticed that the hive usually generates 5 posts for every one that another faction does.

Obviously the other factions are mainly sticking to game topics.

Kody

[Octavian X]

With all the spam, it's a wonder why we still exist at all.

*Octavian is waiting for an admin to wander in here and ban the entire team for spam...

[Kody]

And Octavian X diabolic plan to take over the hive is revealed!

Kody

[Vev]

Spam makes the world goes round
Spam alone sets all the world in motion
The love of spam is the root of all evil
Remember that time is spam
Put not your trust in spam, but put your spam in trust
A good reputation is more valuable than spam
A word fitly spoken is like apples of spam in pictures of silver
Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than spam
Time will run back and fetch the age of spam

[Jamski]

Although we may joke -
Paul wrote to the Corinthians
These words of wisdom:


1 Though I speak with the tounges of men and angels, and have not spam, I am become as sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal.
2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and thought I have all faith so that I could remove mountains, and have not spam, I am nothing.
3 And thought I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not spam, it profiteth me nothing.
4 Spam suffereth long, and is kind; spam envieth not; spam vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up.
5 Spam doth doth behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil.
6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity but rejoiceth in the spam.

13 And now abideth faith, hope, spam, these three; but the greatest of these is spam.

-Jam

[Vev]

The Little Red Hive Book of Spam Vol.II

There is a rich seam of spam to be mined in this forum.

[Vander]

How about calling the wave of Haiku-ing a new disease? Acute Contagious Haiku over opting-in (?) or ACHOO. "Reports are coming from the frontier bases of a new hive disease that is nipping at the heals of SASS: Acute Contagious Haiku Over Opting-in, or ACHOO. Hive officals today remarked that the disease, although rather weak, is highly contagious. Subjects striken by ACHOO have an uncontrollable urge to speak only in Haiku.
WHAT TO DO IF STICKEN:
Just stay calm and quiet; The disease is not fatal. You will recover.
Haiku's should be short; they should be tasteful and smart, write about the Hive.
Lead Scientist Jam, please save the citizens soon! We lack skillful poets!

SOmething like that.