PRAVDA

[Jamski]

Also should we produce a SP PRAVDA edition to celebrate?

-Jam

[Kody]

That pravda had already been printed by Octavian. Also we're waiting for the other teams to make the first response on the public forums.

[Jamski]

Do you think they will? It would be great to come out with a "3 SPs - we are so great" edition

-Jam

[Kody]

I'm more worried about creating an early alliance against us. Remember the drones and the university were feared because they were expected to do really well and the cycon were trying to put an alliance together against them.

[Vev]

Could someone provide some stimulus for me to work on so that I don't have to rely on a random word generator as a seed my ideas.

[Jamski]

What's wrong with the random word generator?

-Jam

[Kody]

stimulus for vev

* government restructing

* government announces plans to create proprecation camps for the express purpose of increasing the population.

* The Hive government decides to move all the lower class citizens out of the captial "The Hive", and restore the popluation with their own offspring.

* Announces plans to setup two library nodes in the near future.

* hive demands claire back from the pirates

[Vev]

oooh nodes - I like that.

[Jamski]

Hive population made extra happy by having VW and no nodes

Kody says "its all part of the 16,467 year plan"

-Jam

[Vev]

part of the Great Leap in Public Education project

[Snowflake]

rumored relocation of the capital (donot need to reveal the true location)

[Micha]

We won´t mention that we don´t have any nodes, will we?

[Jamski]

It would be rubbing salt in to say that we have the VW and no nodes to benefit from it I vote we doitnow!

-Jam

[Vev]

That would be saying sometihng
I like the idea of flaunting, but need to think of consequences.

[Vander]

CCC ANNOUNCES CREATION OF PROCREATION CAMPS

In a interbase announcement on the PRAVDA Pre-noon Discussion, Glorious Comrade Vev announced that the Hive needs more people. "We have bases from coast to coast and no little kiddies to fill the child labor camps" He said, "So therefore, I have intiated the Second EXpansion plan."
This S-EX plan requires first that every woman register at the nearest Central Plannign Commune. There, the women will be tested for verility and availibility. Once deemed to be proper subjects, they will report to redepolyment centers to be transported to the Capital City.
Already in the first stages of the S-EX, many of the upper members of the CCC were unable to be contacted for comment. However, this reporter found the Comrade Censor of the People's Congress, Comrade Vander, on his way back to his residence. When asked about the S-EX, Comrade Vander stated, "Much of the CCC is already doing their part to make the S-EX the most productive of all Expansion plans. Why, even I myself am devoting every waking hour to the S-EX to make sure that all sutable women are taken care of."
After answering this reporter's question, the People's Censor was seen quickly walking back to his residence across the street. Muttering something that sounded like, "The chairman wants these women in Japanese schoolgirl uniforms? And what of these tentacles?"

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Actually, the end might be a bit too suggestive...
Oh what the hell.