PRAVDA

[Jamski]

Its certainly helping the "smile" campaign

-Jam

[Vev]

Many, many smiles.

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Jamski
Won't stop me trying to bump it anyway, to congratulate everyone on nearly enough STUFF for a new PRAVDA already. I love the song And I Comrade Forlani too

-Jam

Comrade Forlani Special Edition? Fantastic!

[Snowflake]

Now something else, as least as important and great as Comrade Forlani - Quotations from Chairman Voltaire.

The Red Book

Front Cover


Regarding Constitution

Read the constitution carefully Comrade, believe me it’s far from liberal. It’s just that there are really subtle lines in there that pretty much ensure the stability of the State.

The constitution IS perfect, anyone saying otherwise is an enemy of the people and therefore looses all constitutional rights.

Regarding Comrades

Alas we are far and few in-between.

We could use more forward right thinking communists like you Comrade.

Nonsense Comrade!

Bad Jamski, bad!

Comrade Vev, I'm disappointed in you...

...very, very dissapointed...

I think someone deserves a spanking from Comrade Claire... you bad, bad boy.

That has slightly more sexual connotation that I would have imagined.

The CCC has rejected Comrade HongHu's nomination

Isn't the good Comrade Marshal taking a bit too much liberty and infringing on the territory of the CCC?

If Comrade Tassadar persists with his counter revolutionary activities, the CCC will have no choice but to place Comrade Tassadar under house arrest until a tribunal can be set up.

Comrades rejoice for our great faction has undertaken new measures for the security of her People.

The Chairman is pleased.

Regarding Democracy

remember we’re a People’s Democracy, the People should have a say.

I personally will be contributing several pieces on the virtues of socialism and People’s Democracy.

as Chairman I do not intend to decide everything myself

Of course as a check to the power of the Ministries the Chairman will be able to override any decision.

We can’t let this democracy thing get too far now can we, the Chairman still must have some power.

There's never a bad time to exercise dictatorial power

I play the turns by myself and the rest of you be dammed.

Now that's what's great about our faction.

Regarding Efficiency

I LOVE Hive efficiency.

Such efficiency, it bring a tear to my eye.

Regarding Pravda

I propose that we have a PRAVDA Swimsuit Edition.

I like, I really really really like.

I can't wait for the upcoming PRAVDA! So much juice will be in this one.

Regarding Game Playing

I'm too lazy to reach for the CD

I don't quite follow...

But why would you have me do such a thing?

I sort of ran off there, went to get something to snack on, then sort of completely forgot about everything else.

I blame the soon to be appointed Minister of Finance for this.

the Chairman NEEDS you!

your job is to keep me from doing anything stupid ever again.

You’re assuming I will give you a chance to use the power.

Regarding Hive Policy

The two-term plan, as it has been dubbed by the CCC, will ensure that the People of the Human Hive have a standing military, efficient infrastructure, and effective expansion that will result in the increase of the prosperity of the faction as a whole.

The Hive's new 10 child policy... you must have 10 children or else.

from this moment onward that will be the official general Hive terraforming policy

People as so gullible, and we can use that to our great advantage.

Regarding the Society

Comrades today is a great day for humanity for we have established here on Planet what will become the first true communist nation.

Comrades I declare that we have reached true communism! The dream of so many back on old Earth has finally taken form here on Planet.

Eudaimonic ideally, but leave Thought Control on the table.

Regarding Victory

Our ultimate goal should be a combined coalition invasion

though we really should strive to get some sea units early on so we can go and exploit the pods on the oceans

our troop movements are simply “routine exercises, nothing at all to be alarmed about”.

we'll be well on out way to victory.

So get to it people...

Back cover (Which one should be used?)

this

this

Feel free to add any more glorious quote of the great Chairman or apply census if disclosing something would threaten the security of the Hive.

[Static Universe]

[Static Universe]

[Frankychan]

Holy crap that's crazy!

Erm....I mean....

This propaganda material for the glorious Hive is appropriate to show the others our intentions of peace and love under Hive rule.

[Voltaire]

I officially appoint Comrade Claire Forlani as the official Secretary of Affairs of the Human Hive. You can pretty much guess the job description.

[Snowflake]

Come on Comrade SU, don't be shy. Show us all the ones in your private sector.

[Snowflake]

Nobody reads the red book? CCC is so disappointed in you, comrades!

[Voltaire]

Originally posted by HongHu
Nobody reads the red book? CCC is so disappointed in you, comrades!

Comrade HongHu your efforts have not gone unnoticed by the Chairman, you can be assured I am very very pleased.

[Rokossovky]

My personal favorites. The first is another version of the last one I posted. However, I like it better.

[Rokossovky]

And my VERY favorite.



- Rokossovky

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by Frankychan
Holy crap that's crazy!

That's nothing.

I am now at work on my masterpiece...

[Jamski]

/me awaits SU's masterpiece....

HongHu, your red book is GLORIOUS ! We shall put it in PRAVDA for sure.

And soon we'll have enough Claire Forlani for TWO special editions

Keep it coming, but some news articles would be good too

-Jam