PRAVDA

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by Vev
Claire Forlani Special Edition. For every copy sold, 5% goes towards the victims of mindworm attack.

Great idea.

Here's the cover for the special edition.

[Vev]

That would get the patriotic spirit rising! Arise fellow brothers and sisters and help out those in need.

[Gnool]

[Jamski]

Gnool

The Claire Forlani Special will come out god knows when... I'm in the middle of moving house so... I may need either a volunteer to keep PRAVDA going untill I'm reconnected in the new place, or a little patience, and the hope I can come online at odd intervals untill everything's sorted out. I move on Sunday... perhaps I get another edition done before then, depends how the chaos here goes.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Vev
Actually females who don't get sunlight for a long time stops menstruating.

Stop spreading these anti 10-child policy rumors please!

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Static Universe


It would certainly be interesting if they were challenged.

Here's another one:

This is by far the best I've ever seen.

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Jamski
Gnool

The Claire Forlani Special will come out god knows when... I'm in the middle of moving house so... I may need either a volunteer to keep PRAVDA going untill I'm reconnected in the new place, or a little patience, and the hope I can come online at odd intervals untill everything's sorted out. I move on Sunday... perhaps I get another edition done before then, depends how the chaos here goes.

-Jam

As the deputy Chairman, you are entitled the help of Crimson Guard on your moving business.

Ok seriously, don't worry too much about Pravda. Let those captalistic dogs wait. The longer they wait, the more anxious they would feel. And they would not let go of it once they have it.

[Jamski]

Well, it may happen that if I don't make it for a while, that I'll ask someone to make a PRAVDA for me. Here's the basic template (thinking in advance while he still has some time)

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[b][size=18]COMRADES![/size]
[size=6]WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH![/size][/b]
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[size=1]Lenin's Birthday Edition of the Russian Newspaper "Pravda" which means "The Truth"[/size]

Welcome comrades to this, the glorious nth special edition of PRAVDA - the offical newsletter of the Human Hive.....

.....All hail to the glorious Chairman Voltaire and the members of the Peoples' advisory council!

[b]In This Issue :[/b] [list][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][/list]

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[b]In other news :[/b][list][*][*][*][*] [/list]

[b]Onwards Comrades - the Future of Humanity lies in Cooperation, Brotherhood and Industry - Continue to Work for the Glory of the Human Hive[/b]

Editorial Deputy to the PAC - [i]Comrade Jamski[/i]

I may ask someone to just fill in the blanks, if I can't get a long time online.

-Jam

[Vev]

*** Hive Advertisement ***

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Remember if it isn't Nervco, it is not worthy for the nerves.

This advertisment have been approved by the CCC.

[Vev]

That previous image looks like a good ad for promoting Punishment Sphere. I am sure many would flock to be disciplined by Claire Forlani.

[Googlie]

Isn't there an official Firaxis pic somewhere of citizens outside a nervestapling "clinic" anxiously listening to their loved ones scream - or am I imagining that (maybe an SP movie or a facility pic - not sure now .............

.................as the unbanned Googlie babbles on .....................

[Vev]

Sorry, haven't got a clue what or where that picture is.

[Frankychan]

I've never seen that one before. That sounds a littel morbid if you ask me...

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by Googlie
Isn't there an official Firaxis pic somewhere of citizens outside a nervestapling "clinic" anxiously listening to their loved ones scream - or am I imagining that (maybe an SP movie or a facility pic - not sure now .............

.................as the unbanned Googlie babbles on .....................

For the record, the background is a screen capture from one of the movie on the SMAX CD you get for eliminating another player.

Tough to get too, as half the time I captured one of the darker frames because there's no pause, and the other half it caused a massive windows error and locked up my computer.

But I persevered.

[Jamski]

And we're glad you did SU

-Jam