PRAVDA

[Vev]

Making public awareness message saying that Nerve Stapling is 100% safe and is acceptable form of personal persuasion?

[Frankychan]

Comrade Vev is good for Hive morale!

Nice idea's.

[Vev]

9.9 out of 10 people prefer Nerve stapling than being executed recycled although 0.1 prefers punishment sphere

[Octavian X]

The latest news release from the Ministry of Peace:

The glorious forces of The Hive’s Ministry of Peace continue their exploration of Planet. They continue to seek out contact with our brother factions so that we may annhilate them forcibly show them the ways of the Hive make fruitful peace with them.

The latest reports indicate that the colony pods of Miriam Godwinson were destroyed immediately upon contact, with all survivors of the crash executed found, though, sadly, all aboard had died

-Comrade Octavian X
Director of Joint Communications

[Googlie]

The latest reports indicate that the colony pods of Miriam Godwinson were found, though, sadly, all aboard had died

Au contraire, OX - My instrument of righteousness has not only landed safely, but she has established six bases now, as my servants procreate in the name of salvation

Be thankful that they are not sharing your continent ..........oh, wait, you're the Hive ..........

My condolences

G GLIE

[Gnool]

Entertainment News: The wildly popular Marxist musicians Rage Against The Chagrin will be doing a Human Hive-wide tour, performing songs from their latest album, Grenades of Funk! Look out for their hit singles Calm Like A Planet Buster, Know Your Enema, Re-educating In The Name Of, The Ghost Of Sheng-Ji, and many more! Free to everyone, and everyone can come as long as you haven't been scheduled to work when they've been scheduled to play.

Further evidence that nerve stapling is not harmful: in the month of Gloriousproleteriatrevolution there will be an abstract art exhibition showing the work of nerve-stapled re-educants! I've seen it myself and being a coinesseur(sp?) of abstract art I must say it's like nothing I've ever seen before.

We know that occasionally for reasons unknown our youth aren't interested in politics and the glory that is socialism, so the ministry of information has commissioned a series of books to indoctrinate strimulate the interests of our youth. If you are a parent, you will check out these books when we deliver them to you: Harry Potter and the People's Glorious Proleteriat Revolution, Harry Potter and the Reeducation of the Free Marketeering Heretic, Harry Potter and the Monolith of Socialist Enlightenment, Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Dissident-Recycling Tanks Incident, Harry Potter and the Vision of Glorious Communist Utopia, Harry Potter and the Revelation of Mao.

[Voltaire]

Originally posted by Googlie
Benevolence? A blind eye to Atrocities?

The Hive kindly accepts your generous offer.

[Jamski]

I assume Rage Against The Chagrin will be covering Bob Dylan's "Subterranian Homesick Blues" as well

I'll try to get a PRAVDA out today after the turnchat - so about 1900 GMT Everything will be included, so get those last-minute submissions here.

SUBMIT TO ME !

-Jam

[Jamski]

Fourth SPECIAL EDITION is up. Get it here

Remember the Crimson Guard know if you've read it or not

-Jam

[Gnool]

Great work on the new issue All those capitalist fools speaking in binary brings me grief though.

[Jamski]

You know a Hive team effort has cracked the binary code though...

-Jam

[Jamski]

IMPORTANT - do we mention óur second base in PRAVDA?

-Jam

[Haon]

I say we adpt an isolationaist policy about the exact nature of the iner workings of the Empire, let them find out we have a seond base, we dont want ot help then gague our strenght yet.

[Frankychan]

Comrade Jamski....I think we should keep that information private for the sake of security for our glorious territory. The more we keep secret about ourselves, the better off we will be in the long run.

[Jamski]

COLONY POD DESTROYED BY MINDWORMS
National Day of Mourning

Something like that, eh?

-Jam