PRAVDA

[Jamski]

OK - I want to make a PRAVDA today. Does ANYONE have any articles to submit????? PLEASE

-Jam

[Googlie]

Originally posted by Jamski
COLONY POD DESTROYED BY MINDWORMS

LOL - that would have the others gloating

The Long March interrupted - the epic tale of a Colony Pod and its Scout escort, brutally savaged by maurauding mindworms.

(then retract it a couple of issues later, saying that "the source was misinformed - left the scene early" - they'd never know what to believe after that)

G.

[Jamski]

Well, if I have divine approval then so shall it be

-Jam

[Micha]

Ministry of Information approves that idea!
A confused leadership is the first step on the long way of destruction...

[Octavian X]

Well, I was going to write an article about this. If you're planning on publishing soon, feel free to use my idea for an interview with a regular Hivian soldier, with approiate use of a hand-held mind stappler...

[Vev]

More Misinformation

The Hive Discovers New Transport Technology

The glorious hive scientists and engineers have developed a practical all-terrain vehicular using the limited resources available on Chiron. Chief researcher of the mechanical division said, "The idea of making a rover is nothing new as humans have been making automobiles for hundreds of years. The main problem is the lack of available fuel for the vehicle. We had to redesign the engine to make it highly efficient and robust, capable for extended travel and travelling to other factions and laying waste on them. "

[Frankychan]

I agree that giving out that information would help out our faction a great deal. Our glorious factioin may be the laughing stock on Planet, but once they find out our true might, it will be a different story.

Seeing as how I've been on other duties, I'm afraid my contributions to PRAVDA are lacking until I play catchup.

[Gnool]

[Vev]

Is there blue and green hair Japanese Hive Manga people?

[Jamski]

OK folks, we have pod eaten by mindworms, national tragedy, invention of the rover, Gnool's cartoon (which I hope is the first of many) Is that all OK, I'll get PRAVDAing.

Vev : Yes there is.

-Jam

[Haon]

WAIT!!! DONT FORGET MY ANTHEM!!!
Give me a sec to post in this thread!

[Haon]

The Glorious National Anthem of The Human Hive

Strength in our Power
The Hive marches onward
The Hives' in her prime
And this shall never end!
The Hive and her People
Shall live in Perfection
The Dream of our Fathers
Alive in the Stars...

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

Our trip was for nothing
Till Yang came to lead us
and Bright Chiron gleaming
alone, called for us!
Then Voltaire The Leader
Made brought us down from 'bove
And so began the new journey
For all human kind

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

*extra verses for official bigger state events*

The fight of The Future
Is now and forever
For this is our true home, and so shall remain!
Our time is at hand
When all other Factions
and all of there people shall sing in our praise!

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

The fight of The Future
Is now and forever
For this is our true home, and so shall remain!
Our time is at hand
When all other Factions
and all of the people shall sing in our praise!

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

*Hovertanks charge out from the background in a huge drum roll, needle jets fly over head, and a Planet Busters get fired from their silos*

[Jamski]

New Pravda is up here

-Jam

[Vev]

Classic stuff, it just reads so wrong!
Looks like my persistent spamming involvement in the ACDG has promoted me to Warlord.

[Jamski]

Nice work, only 9,900 more posts to Deity

They believe it all of course They think we lost a pod Hehehehehehe

-Jam